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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sf5_EONESIM https://odysee.com/determined-torpid-sandpiper:c (RAR) I did not write this. I recorded it at the behest of a friend of mine. RIP the original voice of Sebastian, Samuel E. Wright. The man was a treasure and had a wonderful voice. LYRICS: (Alright, move it, move it! We gotta get these boxes out by the end of the day. What're you doin!? I'm not payin you to stand around BLEEDIN!) The Wagies are getting ragie When they workin overtime The customers make you angry But you have to seem just fine Just look at the cage around you Right here on the warehouse floor Such horrible things surround you Long hours but you're still poor Stuck in your cage Stuck in your cage Boss needs a yacht when weather get hot so he cut your wage Up in the store you work all day, out in the sun you slave away Work 80 hours No time for showers Stuck in your cage Hahaha! (sobbing) In the basement, the NEETs are happy They all get the food they need The wagies at work ain't happy They sad cuz they all force feed But wagie at work is lucky He sits proudly in his seat One day when the boss gets angry He gon end up on the street (oh no!) Stuck in your cage Stuck in your cage Blood pressure rising No exercising Feeling the rage Needing that coffee when you get up You spend over $5 a cup It makes you wired Plus feeling tired Stuck in your cage (stuck in your cage) Stuck in your cage (stuck in your cage) 2-hours drive here (ooh) Before you arrive here (ooh) To start your day (to start your day-day-day) Even the surgeon need more pay He drive through traffic every day To work you are writhing While you are driving On the freeway Gus drive the bus Blake work the rake Bo plow the snow But can't 'ford the steak Moe knead the dough Dan drive the van And Jack hurt his back at work (AAGH!) Ty serve the fry Bob work his job May work all day But then she get robbed The engineer fix He get up at six Hear that alarm clock RING! Ah hahaha! (I don't pay you to sit on your ass all day! Get up and move those goddamn boxes! I don't CARE if your leg is broken!! Do you have any idea how easily we could replace you!?) Yeah, stuck in your cage (stuck in your cage) Stuck in your cage (stuck in your cage) Spill in the aisle Worse than the Nile Your name got paged (your got page-page-page) No Trade Unions, not a fan Say the Walmart pep talk man Coworkers gossip You don't get no tip Stuck in your cage Pick up the slack While you break your back here Stuck in your cage A customer sued Your boss blaming you Your head, it be bashing Stock market crashing You'll never retire till you expire Stuck in your cage