Original Upload: February 18, 2013 by Branches Of Ygg (https://www.youtube.com/user/DigibronyAfterDark) Video Archive: https://archive.org/details/without-luna Original Description below: A rap retelling of "Luna Eclipsed" to the beat of Eminem's "Without Me." I first made and uploaded this song almost a year ago, but it had shit audio. I did a rerelease in October, but still with a bad instrumental of the original song. Now, finally, I've created a high-quality version of the song! Download: https://soundcloud.com/digibrony/without-luna-final Lyrics: Two Canterlot ponies stuck on the moon Guess who's back... back again... Luna's back... tell a friend I must just be a monster 'Cause nopony wants to see Nightmare no more, they want Luna, I'm chopped liver Well if you want Luna, this is what I'll give ya A little bit of LOUDNESS from the royal sister Some nightmares that'll jumpstart your heart quicker than the shock Rainbow Dash got at the hospital when she stopped Sitting around and started reading Figured out Daring Do's really captivating You waited this long to stop debating Well I'm back, the fun has been doubled, and some still hating I know that you're having fun miss Pinkie But your manic antics are aggravating So the CMC's all scared of me Won't let me be me, so help me please I tried to shut down Nightmare Night you see But they felt so empty without me, so Whatever kids, I'll do it for kicks After all, they seem to love it, especially Pip But get ready, 'cause this night's about to get scary 'Cause I'm gonna let her out, here comes NIGHTMARE BABY! (chorus (X2)) Now this looks like a night for me So everypony, don't run and scream Show a little love for the royal we 'Cause you'd feel so empty without me Little stallions, call off the battalions I'm rockin' this fun, think I've won some medallions Been in prison years counted in thousands 'till someone came along on a mission and yelled, "FRIEND!" A visionary, Twilight is scary A friendship revolution She tells me come down to her level First just let me revel and bask in the fact that I got everypony kissin' my (flank) But it's a disaster, such a catastrophe That you could see so little of my face you're scared of me Well I'm back, princess Luna Luna Luna Luna Makin' my debut no soona soona soona soona Spiders I'm tossin, apples I'm bobbin', like a winner The center of attention, back for the winter I'm interesting, best princess non-Celestine Done resting in your kids' fears and nesting (TESTING, ATTENTION PONIES) Feel the tension every time I'm on the screen An announcement - a royal decree YOU'RE GOING TO LOVE ME! (chorus (X2)) Ya'll better back it, I'll go tit for tat with Anypony whose makin' children frantic Rainbow Dash, kid, you gon' get your cloud kicked Worse than these little Pinkie Pie antics and Twilight, well I guess you are alright Even dressed up as a couple-thousand-year-old guy But Fluttershy, come on now, let go It's over, CAN'T YOU SEE I AM NOT NIGHTMARE? Let's be fair, just gimme a signal Anytime that my royal voice comes off as an insult I've been gone - on the moon for so long I kinda don't even know where I'm going wrong But sometimes, it just seems Everypony only wants to run from me Well this must mean that I'm frightening What do you see that's so obscene? Well I'm not the real queen of Equestria I'm not the worst thing since Trollestia Who used her student so selfishly But I'm just glad her friendship helped me Hey! There's a concept that works Concentrated friendship in magical bursts Now I hope that the magic can make them see They would feel so empty without me (chorus (X2)) ... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JETfAbo1sL8