Lorne's ridiculous journey from pretending to be Kayla's online protector, to showing up to bring her back to Nashville one month later, is a wonderous look at a human behaving badly. One of the story arcs introduced by the decoy is that of the young girl's encounter with her ex-boyfriend, Derek. Lorne was so freaking jealous to learn that Kayla's ex-boyfriend had tried to put his arm around her at a party. This grown ass fool was jealous of his imaginary teenage girlfriend's imaginary ex-boyfriend. It brings me great pleasure to try and see what Lorne must have seen in his mind. Derek would be handsome, young, rich, young, talented, young, and not bald, for starters. In this video, I interview the Ex-Boyfriend in question. We see that he is everything Lorne is not. If he were real, and Kayla, too, Lorne would have every reason to be worried. Derek would win Kayla back from Lorne in a heartbeat. Lorne would be left sobbing in his filthy apartment. The Lornogrphy. Its why millions around the world no longer have to feel like the stupidest person ever. Lorne has taken that role, forever. ... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FwMJLFdA80o