Anyone caught spreading satanic rumors that I like to engage in multi backed beast taming with anyone other than a minced pie filled glove of nativity where I play a tree, or finding love in an overripe grapefruit will be systematically purged from any To-Do list I've ever had, and trust me its not the kind that requires a barcode on the back of your bald baller scalp unboxing. It is purely the devil's cavernous ass stalagmites I want to wrap my succulent knees around like a hungry eucalyptus muncher locking eyes and hornies with a munchee to be. Fear me, for its time to spread my hell circle muck to fertilize the disco rhubarb that will one day cause yet more angels to fall, fall right into the basejumping 27m club. Heaven really isn't that high. #shorts
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Mass Effect Legendary Edition is finally here. The gorgeous near perfect remaster and the exact threadbare excuse I needed to pollute the foyer of this channel in exactly the same saturated sci-fi orgy manner than I did all those years ago. This is one of my favourite franchises of all time and its going to show hard. Wanna see a grown man cry? Might as well stay here on the channel...it-it just keeps happening. This time it tastes like joy though so, that's a win
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Welcome to my let's play of Mass Effect 2 Legendary Edition, in this episode: This fresh plucked fryer chump better hurry up and pop his bone removal pills, as the pot of multicoloured uppers and the occasional lost blue MnM that gets everyone higher than God anyway thanks to its millionth E-Number record shattering starts to reveal its bare pothole at the bottom of our cheers-able addiction cup holder. Conveniently enough, all the tonnages of tongue dying rabbit pellets also have no bones themselves like an invertebrate munching cycle psyop'd by the CIA to put filets and skillets out of a job, so they can't provide for the rest of the clinking drawer of metal that meets the mouth, sometimes buffered by the pie it just breached for papa. Though even an expanding fist at this point would probably be preferable than being thrown in the slurry bucket or the invalid menstrual cycle cousin blender like all the ones that can't provide widened cloaca for either of my number one favourite hobbies relating to bird periods. Of course starting off weak and listless with a oppressively fetid steaming lack of hungry rumble quenching, or thirsty grundle wrenching. You've got to think of this unfurling fist like a newly blooming tulip, or a chinese finger trap with a traffic jam. Perhaps even like any old ordinary fist, except for that it's being operated by one of those onion swirling lifehack guillotines, like the French revolution only caused family wide grieving because the beheaded lad still had a mouth full of raw root vegetables that singe the lids like a crisp, and refreshing amputee that'll make you gasp like you're in a bisto advert, and wanking into the grave kettle, remote control nowhere in sight so please do try to finish up until Phil Mitchell reveals his spanking new soap cancer through the medium of chav opera. Too bad you can't spank the tumors away, you warm buttered shelter for the baldcapped wanderers.
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What is Mass Effect Legendary Edition? (wiki):
Mass Effect Legendary Edition is a compilation of the video games in the Mass Effect trilogy: Mass Effect, Mass Effect 2, and Mass Effect 3. All three were visually remastered and had their gameplay enhanced
Development on the Legendary Edition commenced in 2019 under the direction of Mac Walters, who previously served as lead writer for Mass Effect 2 and Mass Effect 3. BioWare decided to approach the project as a remaster as opposed to a remake in order to preserve the original trilogy experience.
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I really don't remember flirtatious office supplies eyeball violence being one of the stages of grief, but nor do I remember reading in the rule book that this was going to be an open-fly funeral. Oh well, if my specifically coarse and grazing underwear material is the only thing capable of drying your eyes on the Y-front seam as you dryh*mp me with your floater filled tear ducts, then by all means stain me with your depressing sadness saline. Perhaps in future we should staple down your blinker lids as tighty as these whities lead by example.
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Mass Effect Legendary Edition is finally here. The gorgeous near perfect remaster and the exact threadbare excuse I needed to pollute the foyer of this channel in exactly the same saturated sci-fi orgy manner than I did all those years ago. This is one of my favourite franchises of all time and its going to show hard. Wanna see a grown man cry? Might as well stay here on the channel...it-it just keeps happening. This time it tastes like joy though so, that's a win
Follow my Twitch over at: Twitch.tv/TheEdgestrikeHD - lots of sexy occurrences over there
Welcome to my let's play of Mass Effect 1 Legendary Edition, in this episode: Much like Twitch, you've got one geth prime you can use a month and conveniently it seems everyone kindly decided to direct theirs at my vulnerable pre-pounded polygamous crew cut skin. At least the salarian salad bar superhero Captain Kirrahe is here to nervously serenade me and a massive crowd of his two mute homies. I asked his mute homies what to do, and they told me nothing. Sadly I disobeyed and did a bunch of something and now I seem to be euthanizing my muscle skink. Last time I called up someone this naturally intelligent with all the powers of technology at his bulbous trio of paddling pool housing crisis fingertips, and he told me to hold the line I ended up listening to tech support musak for 48 hours as some giggling hubbub bounced around innumerable call centers passing me off to a far more well honed Ctrl Alt Deleter to dry my luddite eyes in all 4 corners of the world with the same unfathomable accent that feels like biryani for my disk drive. Anyway, with all the casual rice-isms out of the way, marry me Captain Keira He/Him?
Want more Mass Effect Legendary With Strike? Here's the Playlist!: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLQ3H5l63xulRv6Bdvh368nRVrJl08dZG_
Make sure you don't miss out on any more Mass Effect Legendary Edition!
What is Mass Effect Legendary Edition? (wiki):
Mass Effect Legendary Edition is a compilation of the video games in the Mass Effect trilogy: Mass Effect, Mass Effect 2, and Mass Effect 3. It was developed by BioWare and published by Electronic Arts. All three games were remastered, with visual enhancements, technical improvements, and gameplay adjustments. Mass Effect, the first game of the trilogy, received more extensive upgrades than its counterparts, specifically with regard to graphics, combat mechanics, vehicle handling, and loading times.
Development on the Legendary Edition commenced in 2019 under the direction of Mac Walters, who previously served as lead writer for Mass Effect 2 and Mass Effect 3. BioWare decided to approach the project as a remaster as opposed to a remake in order to preserve the original trilogy experience. The compilation was announced on November 7, 2020, and released on May 14, 2021, for Microsoft Windows, Xbox One, and PlayStation 4. Legendary Edition received very positive reviews from video game publications, who praised the enhanced experience of the first game in addition to the convenience and scope of the overall package. Minor criticism was aimed at the extent of the gameplay and visual changes in certain regards.
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