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Mass Effect Legendary Edition is finally here. The gorgeous near perfect remaster and the exact threadbare excuse I needed to pollute the foyer of this channel in exactly the same saturated sci-fi orgy manner than I did all those years ago. This is one of my favourite franchises of all time and its going to show hard. Wanna see a grown man cry? Might as well stay here on the channel...it-it just keeps happening. This time it tastes like joy though so, that's a win Follow my Twitch over at: Twitch.tv/TheEdgestrikeHD - lots of sexy occurrences over there Welcome to my let's play of Mass Effect 2 Legendary Edition, in this episode: This isn't the first time I've passed out in a toilet flooded with all kinds of alien excrement and woozily emerged with a hangover of ham weighing down my gullet like an anchor of processed pig weighed me down like some kind of commercial porkliner, but goddamn it may have been the worst. I wish this greedy foreign object bundle of soy was never forcefully unkeistered from his loving maternity ward between the thighs employing only the smallest midwives. And not just because I'm allergic to soy, I just also think it would react quite dissolvingly to a Girls Girls Girls style cross, with Jesus' high heeled christmas lights leg promising that he will collect your sins in his mouth in the backroom, but only die for them if you're big enough. Hell, if only the mother wasn't allergic to soy, her aching achoo of the bog of pink caramel and silent screams wouldn't have launched this soft skull cave in infernal infant, more likely to kill burly miners than other minors. What do you mean? I don't make ham sandwiches out of people with 14 years experience of horrible inverted backwards back. They don't give dental in this line of work, but they do let you keep any shapely chalk you rip out of the filthy, fuming floor. Eat popping candy and you might just light it up and all that remains will be the hopscotch grid the boom drew in your mouth, but the one benefit we do guarantee is if your wife likes pretzels, you will one day look like one. Your spinal cord will be severed and subsequently browned and salted. Sometimes chocolate coated if she liked your coal dust retrofitted face of bottomfeeder sprinkles led her down a path that she could never go back from. After all, once you go bl*ckface, you can never go back to...wearing lace? With a white man? Yeah? Yeah. Either way, you will not be able to reap the benefits as you'll have no feeling below your 33rd camel hump of air bubbled germany bread, as she tries to get you bred with her mouth. And that's if your bl*wjob doesn't get cancelled by the mob who knows you probably taste more like charcoal down there than melanin'd skin. Dad's barbecue cook off seems a little different this time of year, I'm sure he's just trying to keep us warm but I really don't need searing grill marks and banger pokings on the sausage I take everywhere with me and consider to be my jiminy cricket conscience of running conga trains on sweet toothed bavarian wenches when there's no fruit around. You know, I really thought when my glazed meats were torn from me until I was fresh out of obesity pipeline piggy swab tests, like he was pest control in my psycho mouth knowing full well I can't fit, it'd be done by someone old enough to know how to press ctrl+alt+delete on the evidence. Oh well. Maybe all the bullets I put in him really fixed his b*tchy wrinkles, made him look 40 years younger and 200 ft more in the grave. Dermatologists hate me...because I keep shooting people in their chair. Want more Mass Effect Legendary With Strike? Here's the Playlist!: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLQ3H5l63xulRv6Bdvh368nRVrJl08dZG_ Make sure you don't miss out on any more Mass Effect Legendary Edition! What is Mass Effect Legendary Edition? (wiki): Mass Effect Legendary Edition is a compilation of the video games in the Mass Effect trilogy: Mass Effect, Mass Effect 2, and Mass Effect 3. It was developed by BioWare and published by Electronic Arts. All three games were remastered, with visual enhancements, technical improvements, and gameplay adjustments. Mass Effect, the first game of the trilogy, received more extensive upgrades than its counterparts, specifically with regard to graphics, combat mechanics, vehicle handling, and loading times. Development on the Legendary Edition commenced in 2019 under the direction of Mac Walters, who previously served as lead writer for Mass Effect 2 and Mass Effect 3. BioWare decided to approach the project as a remaster as opposed to a remake in order to preserve the original trilogy experience. mass effect legendary edition, mass effect 2 legendary edition, mass effect funny moments, mass effect 5, mass effect legendary mods, mass effect firstborn, mass effect thirsty #MassEffectLegendaryEdition #MassEffect #MassEffect2Legendary #MassEffect2 #MassEffectTrilogy #MassEffectRemake ... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VCAatNcX4zs

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