A Christmas parody of John S Hall\King Missile's "Jesus was way cool" Santa was way cool Everyone loved Santa Everybody wanted to sit on his lap Any toy he wanted to make he did he turned water into talking snowmen And if he wanted to, he could have turned oregano into mistletoe Or High fructose corn syrup into candy canes Or he could just look you in the eyes and you would instantly, automatically be Christian He flew in a sleigh pulled by reindeer And he swam in a submarine pulled by jellyfish he would give all of the children presents and people would leave him cookies and milk He was really cool If you were blind or lame, you just went to Santa and he would give you an audiobook Or a bootleg best of king missile mixtape from the 90s and you would become hip That is so cool He could have made toys better than Mattel He could have told the Pope off His elves could have built the most structurally sound gingerbread house you've ever seen He could have scored with more chicks than wilt chamberlain He could have danced better than a ballerina from the nutcracker Santa could have been funnier than any Christmas special you could think of Santa was way cool He told people to use his body as a cookie template That's totally hardcore! Santa was so cool But then some people got jealous of how cool he was so they said he didn't exist But he proved them wrong He proved them wrong, he flew around the world delivering toys Then went up to the north pole I mean, that's so cool Santa was way cool No wonder there are so many consumers ... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z9GrZUxOSu0

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