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Mass Effect Legendary Edition is finally here. The gorgeous near perfect remaster and the exact threadbare excuse I needed to pollute the foyer of this channel in exactly the same saturated sci-fi orgy manner than I did all those years ago. This is one of my favourite franchises of all time and its going to show hard. Wanna see a grown man cry? Might as well stay here on the channel...it-it just keeps happening. This time it tastes like joy though so, that's a win
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Welcome to my let's play of Mass Effect 2 Legendary Edition, in this episode: I'll be showing how you TOO can have neural decay, and distracting bruises. Its as simple as being an absent father in a position of extreme power despite your resemblance to southern hemisphere coal once you've retrieved your teeth from my bikini tie. Honestly everyone you know has been lurchily approaching you with a tight as young nun meat, after a real loop de loop and pull pucker going on, everytime you wake up you must think its a week long buffet of cat bum bad news under your pillow, as the tooth fairy has now graduated to gums and a southern nether bone. Or two, y'know, if you're deformed and wrong. Like if someone's hand slipped to cover up the screen when mum walks in while getting paid to draw scrawl p*rn in MS Paint, and had created a sounding target so big, the fill tool just can't keep up with its urethral corridors, its like a monochrome scooby doo chase scene, except even one of those skyscraping sandwiches with an olive impaled couldn't fill those quartered glutes horizontally. Well, you're a muff glutton for sick f*ckery aren't you, Mr "Zimmerframe Karma Sutra" Taylor, and its turning your atoms dull and 52 years old before the eyes of the whole population of this planet that isn't a blade of grass (but not your agressively oval shaped, narrow cheek division son). Your unbroken streak of using yours and another's lower half as the least paraplegic cannister of squirty cream jousters I've ever seen brings me back to the good old days of when my pinky muscles were worth an eruption or two out in a tropical prison of the unhealthy tangerine clit forest. Who lives inundated with pineapple under your sheets? Too many women for a married daddy, and their pants are anything but square after you tore them off. That's not even a regular quadrilateral anymore, you frothy loined animal with chapstick that is merely a black cherry ruse. These are not your orgasm refugees to blow the sand into, oh no, I bet these days you've beaten around so many mind shunting bushes of berries so dangerous you don't win a t-shirt if you can eat them all in 10 minutes, but you do win 2 minutes of ulcerated colon, followed by the loss of all the legs you've ever thought about, and then maybe if you're lucky the state will appoint a lawyer, and a clean vest, and monocle for your big day in dead guy court if you can't afford one. SO many new positions invented by you and that hydraulically assisted banana boat, that you can only get off on incorrect beans inside your holy moly place, am I right? While reading your negatively charged erotic fridge magnet poetry that contains the word: tambourine? Well, those love drunk madness pear gobblers have kissed the last of your poorly fitting piles of sandals, mate. Prepare for the wildest Dr Phil episode you've ever seen, it will certainly PhulPhil you. If only Jacob hadn't accidentally buttdialled the ghost of his dad's star van the other day, but hey, I guess his dad probably wishes he didn't accidentally have jacob the other 11160 days ago. Similar situation, buttdial, booty call, vibrations broke an ampoule of his emergency sp*rm in his ex's rather tight jean shorts. Happens all the time.
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What is Mass Effect Legendary Edition? (wiki):
Mass Effect Legendary Edition is a compilation of the video games in the Mass Effect trilogy: Mass Effect, Mass Effect 2, and Mass Effect 3. All three were visually remastered and had their gameplay enhanced
Development for Legendary Edition commenced in 2019 under Mac Walters, once lead writer for Mass Effect 2 and Mass Effect 3. BioWare approached the project as a remaster, not a remake to preserve the original trilogy experience.
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