Enjoy this backing piano instrumental track from the off-broadway comedy "I Love You, You're Perfect Now Change" for On The Highway of Love -probably one of the best comedic songs, i.m.h.o., from a musical for four actors/actresses Enjoy, and don't forget to hit like to show some love :D Lyrics: Man: In my home I?m not the boss With my kids I?m at a loss My life seems close, but no cigar I've been jilted by my lucky star Well thank god, at least I?ve got my car Woman (speaking): Okay everyone in. Okay I?ll keep the mousse cake on my lap. Ready when you are and no fighting Man: When I'm drivin?, I?m the king of my domain Woman (speaking): Be careful pulling out Man: when I'm drivin im a beast without a chain Woman (speaking): Slow, slow! We?re not in a hurry Man: When I?m drivin I?m a force you can?t restrain Woman (speaking): Put on your blinker, people aren?t mind readers Man: But on the highway of love she's drivin me insane Woman: Keep your eyes on the road Man: Keep your thoughts in your head Woman: keep your hands on the wheel Man: Shut your mouth or your dead Woman: I should've taken a cab Man: You should've taken a pill Both: When automobile-ing, we're not too appealing Kids: When their driving, All they ever do is complain Woman (speaking): Watch. Watch. Man (speaking): La. La. La. I can?t hear you Kids: When their driving it's a verbal hurricane Woman (speaking): Help me Man (speaking): Get in the car crazy lady Kids: When their driving we get a large migraine Man (speaking): You know so much, you take the wheel Woman (speaking): No! Kids: On the highway of love their driving us insane! Man (speaking): My wife, a mere passenger in my machine, seems to think it?s her job to share her relentless opinions with the pilot. But remember all of those James Bond movies; the ones with all those cool cars with those ejector seats, all I?m saying is General Motors could make a fortune. I thank you very much Woman (speaking): Ya know, my husband has a heavy foot, which goes along with a heavy head. You think he would view driving as a simple means of getting from somewhere to somewhere else. Instead, he must view it as a right of manhood, a test of testosterone. If you ask me, it?s no coincidence that the stick shift is shaped like the male sex organ. I thank you. Woman: At home we don?t fight Man: At home we don?t yell Both: By once we start the car, the marriage goes to hell Kids (speaking): Daddy, are we there yet I?ve gotta pee Woman (speaking): You?re gonna hit something Dad (speaking): Will you all shut up? All: Were losing our grip on this family trip When were driving our fights are high octane Woman (speaking): This man is trying to kill me (woman) All: When were driving were obnoxious and ... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dzFSo0gh49c

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