Despite my best efforts I can't forget.
(To any of my real-life mates watching this, if you EVER use this against me I WILL resort to extreme violence to silence you.)
A new world record attempt...
But I left two things out:
1) You don't have to wait for Heaven. You're already here (even though you have to share it with many things you'd rather do without)
2) You don't have to exist for Eternity. If you think you want to exist forever, I'd suggest you haven't really thought about what forever would actually mean. If you REALLY think about it, given the choice, you'd be wise to choose to die tomorrow rather than have to "be" for eternity.
"Science cannot disprove God because science can only examine what CAN be examined."
Here's another version.
"Science cannot disprove Santa because science can only examine what can be examined."
Science has been examining everything about this world, with some success, for 400 years. NO SIGN OF GOD HAS EVER BEEN FOUND.
You give me the names and locations of ANY "laboratories" that are "researching" intelligent design.
For each one I'LL give you fifty filled with real scientists doing real research.
You LITERALLY hear ONLY what you WANT to hear.
Sorry, but it's true, and the truth means more to me than manners.
Genesis? Pah!
Bad sound as usual (please turn volume down after watching). If you don't, or can't believe what I say here, but if you'd LIKE to, simply Google "astrophysics questions" and ask a real scientist (but NOT at a site that ends .church.org.)
PLEASE NOTE: In this video I make an ERROR, by describing a microsecond as one thousandth of a second. A microsecond is in fact a MILLIONTH of a second.
A thousandth of a second is actually a MILLISECOND.
Nobody's perfect. :D
In which I attempt to fix something that isn't broken.
Book recommendations (preferably in order):
In Search of Schrodinger's Cat - John Gribbin.
Dreams Of A Final Theory - Steven Weinberg.
The Discovery Of Subatomic Particles - Steven Weinberg.
The Edge Of Science - Richard Morris.