You can't film here, I'm filming you, just so you know. The best way to deal with a security mong is to laugh at them and just walk away from them. Comedy security mong dressed up to appear to work for London Bridge City claiming you are not allow to film City Hall unless you pay a permit fee to London Bridge City #LondonBridgeCity #funnyvideos #security #cityhall #sadiqKhan ... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z81fvdekRwc

I get to feel smug cos for once as I wasn't being pulled by the cops, although I think horsey cop wanted to give me a tug, although she might have wanted to ask me out on a date with either just her, the horse or both or them. But I don't do that sort of thing, well not again anyway. So have I ordered a 20 subscriber chocolate play button from Fortnum & Mason? This is my first unboxing video, sorry I didn't put much effort into that part, was I supposed to feign more excitement? I put more clips in this one as perhaps you may need lots of things to watch at the moment. Sorry, I had to do a voice-over to say goodbye at the end, I prefer to be sincere and do it from the bike. I just couldn't get out on the bike, so I did it in the kitchen, and although its got lots of tiles, not one of them was acoustic, but I was sincere it's just it didn't seem authentic not being on the bike. Look out for the special Toastie recipe at the end, yes I come over all Jamie Oliver, who used to ride a scooter in his very first TV cook series. He had no shame. My neighbours are already a bit concerned about me, especially after they spotted me in the garden blow torching a slab of chocolate on a plate of beans on toast. I wonder just how more surreal my videos will get. 0:08 Is this real life 0:18 Helo, my local supermarket 1:24 Police stop 3:00 It's the man with the strange flag again 3:19 This road isn't a roller disco 3:28 A mad hatters tea party of course, it's Camden 3:36 Wannabe Herbie 3:46 I buzz a cyclist with righteous indignation 3:55 It's green so it really is nature 4:02 Mini Cab, even after he jumped the red light he still tries to bully me 4:17 The gaff, I bet you thought the police were going to pull me, end with gringy pun 4:56 It hurts her neck to look left when pulling out 5:16 They just looked the type to read books, burn all books 5:25 If you're going to jaywalk at least carry public liability insurance 5:30 Of course, I'm grumpy after that trip down Green Lanes, poor scooter rider 5:32 Buff out 6:09 We're all biker brooooos out on the streets 6:19 Wanna swap, Gixxer boy 6:54 He didn't wanna race so I took the win 7:24 She's in a rush to get home before it falls apart from rust 7:59 Smooth interlude 8:06 You can walk to the kerb, lazy passenger drop 8:27 When your baby hasn't pooped for a month 8:41 Just look at my prancing horse, look at it 8:54 I just had to find out what the flag meant 10:21 My supermarket has posh doormen but doesn't take ClubCards Any complaints or negative observations about my riding skills (or lack of) must be directed to http://www.howsmydriving.com/ because it will make you feel a lot better. All the bits that look dangerous or illegal are CGI or performed in only in the viewers' mind and didn't really happ ... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WYWO5DUv0N0