In this Episode-
Mr. Alan Watt explains why you are insane in the membrane.
While I video one of those freaky lightning storms that don't make thunder.
Also, I finally gain Root Access, using analog component units.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zPkcxdfSuhY
In this Episode: We find out that the Zeitgeist Zombies are just borrowing regurgitated tripe from other Devout Atheist Nut-Bag Kommie "Libertarians", and are so fruity, they make Rube Goldberg facepalm (like he does over Apple and Microsoft).
I couldn't rename this "Communo-Fasciste' Fake but Real Devout Atheist Marxist Trotsky Leninite Stalinistic Hitlerian Orwellian Eugenecist Malthusian Rockerfellian Elitist JPMorgan-Prick Ayn Randian Crowner Vampiro-Zionists".
It's too long, and I can't get it to rhyme for shit.
Also, Wade finally saw the episode of "Community" where "Subway" (the corporation) becomes a man...named Subway.
He actually called me...and I said yeah...bitch...I do good work don't I? Talk to the hand...of Big Daddy. SLAP! *CLICK*
(The above was a lie, I didn't say the word SLAP! or *click*, and he didn't call, he just texted me. My phone number is:
1-800- FUCK YOU
You were all into that story for a minute there, wasn't you! NAHNAH! Then I told him to watch "Pillowtown Vs. Blanketsburg"...that is a good one.
Since I reserve my overly awesome mind-powers to stomp really naughty people, I didn't use said mind powers on Wade to make him watch that episode...he did it of his own free will.
Take that BAU! BZZZZT! BZZZZT!
And stop staring at me, Jim Clemente...I DIDN'T DO IT MAN, I AIN'T A CRIMINAL MAN...MY EYES ARE BURNING...HE'S STARING INTO MY SOUL!...NOOOOOOOOOOOO!...
I bet Mr. Clemente hates that joke.
'Bout as funny as a broken broom-stick up the old poop-chute.
It has to freak people out when he does it on purpose though...HAHAHA!)
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H9jO1tYjIJo
In this Episode: We fixed some faulty parts in the Automatic Flat Universe. Then played some viddy-o games, with Uncle Bob, Mr. Alan Watt and Tila Tequila. (Hint- We won, and everyone else cried.)
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=owIrlCYLlHs
In this Episode: Well...seems we found the super elite pedophile rings after all. It was called Troofer Inc, 4/8Chan and Alt-Right.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Eo-afP3xH8
In this Special Episode: RICO-frauditors find out the costly way of your inherent constitutional right to commercialization & self-ownership, citizen.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eU5MxjD0mxI
In this Episode: Tom-Tom teaches you the tricks of the trade.
Also, Sigourney Weaver flies around in space, and kills an Alien who tried to rock 'n roll with her. FACE-HUGGERS AHOY MATEY!
(You know how Lizardite Reptilliod Yeti's were in the late '70's.)
Now, let us discuss the over-arching point of this grimoire:
Leo Zagami was right. Stoney Stone was right.
Alan Watt was right. John B. Wells...he's gaining on the right.
Summae Summa Lex, Creatori Omnibus U Ni Ve Re Se.
Ipsomo Facto.
This video was basically for you to watch,
then scream "DEBBIL GUMMENT!", and pound your kitchen table, while hollering...
"AH....AH...AHHHHHHH!".
(You get actual street-cred if you do that in real life.)
And then laugh.
Because it's a MYSTERY!
Except to Milla Jovovich, obviously.
Put 'er there, pardner!
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UNUl5EBOHCs
In this Episode: Lord Humongous is not amused by your recalcitrance to jump around, peasant. Give him the gas...
he will let you live.
Bust a deal...face the wheel.
That goes for you too, Shooter Jennings.
#GULAG (For Mad Max Keiser Soze)
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wInmaV65_Zo