Yes sir, I may bait more clicks than an auto-erotic cyborg ??? but ladies & gentleman, do I disappoint? Its never the video you came for, but Ill bet you'll leave happy ( ? sheesh, sounds like my family reunions during my childhood, am I right uncle Dan? I hope you're burning in he-... but I digress) They said this vid was scrubbed from the net, it was rumored to exist in various fringe subreddit comment discourse, they claimed society had rightfully flushed it down the collective memory hole of the people. But I ????? ??! Thats right, the finder, always find the unfindable. Some will say you can't, but you must defy them. Anyone, with enough perseverance, and long term unemployment, and just a little bit of delusional stubbornness, can dig up artifacts, from the deep crevices of the paleonet. It just takes a phone, and a unique valuation of "time" and "effort". That which could theoretically be spent, getting a job. But I ask you, would the disappearance of this gem justify such an endeavor? Well in order to cope, Im gonna say no, is my answer to that. Enjoy! We miss you Bruce, the last American Jenner. May your ????ine inventing heritage live on in eternity. Cause from the looks of it, that elite olympic gold medal winning germ-line is toast. Toast in the breakfasts of the yesteryears.