Sergeant Slim Jim is back from the dead, and he joins the crew to watch Lloyd Kaufman's "Sgt. Kabukiman NYPD." Among other topics, our slanty-eyed heroes discuss Noh theater, the Polish bushido, and Julius Evola's Oriental philosophy. Hiyah!
Welcome to the Forklift Book Club! On this episode of Forklift Plays, Seamus, Jason, and special guest Sneede discuss historical fiction, plunderphonics, and exchange their favorite recipes. In addition, see the 2005 indie darling rabbit-murder simulator, "Lugaru," aka "Watership Down: The Game" from beginning to end.
Aeons ago, our ancestors created our great Forklift Talk podcast, a barrier of truthbombs encircling the based systems of the universe and forever shutting out the cringe that plagues beyond. On this episode, the boys watch "The Last Starfighter" as they systematically explore the Grand Unified Conspiracy Theory.
Upon the discovery of a valuable treasure nestled deep within one Alabama home, Seamus and Coker dive into the world of Beanie Babies. But if we're being perfectly honest, they spend the most of their time discussing advertising, tabletop gaming, and the true meaning of "based."
What if the South won the Civil War? What if America entered World War II on the side of Hitler? What if you rammed a lightning rod up a prostitute's ass, tied her to your roof, and waited for a storm to roll in? All these questions and more get answered as Seamus, Coker, Draco, and returning guest Stefan Amaris dive into Spike Lee's 2004 mockumentary, "C.S.A.: The Confederate States of America."
Seamus and Coker be out here sipping cold Olde English, lookin' at these weird-ass niggaz in these cars. And by that I mean the two discuss abortion, mass shootings, formula shortages, and disgusting barcades.
The South rises again as Coker makes his triumphant return for the longest, drunkest, most impenetrable episode of Forklift Talk yet! Our hosts, along with the newest member of the Forklift secret team, Draco, take on the "Gods and Generals" director's cut: a film documenting the War of Northern Aggression, with a runtime nearly equivalent to the duration of the war itself.