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I feel like "Gozanti Cruiser" should be said with a specific accent
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The Star Wars Gozanti Cruiser seriously is, as far as I can tell, the 'verse's equivalent to a Toyota Hilux. It's everywhere. It's used for everything. It can carry a decent amount. And you can mount ALL KINDS OF ENTERTAINMENT to it.
Plus it has a fun name.
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The Star Wars Gozanti Cruiser seriously is, as far as I can tell, the 'verse's equivalent to a Toyota Hilux. It's everywhere. It's used for everything. It can carry a decent amount. And you can mount ALL KINDS OF ENTERTAINMENT to it.
Plus it has a fun name.
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Yeah, it's blocky.
Yeah, it's slow.
Yeah, it has no weapons.
Yeah, it's... not really attractive at all.
Yeah, it doesn't have a transporter.
Yeah, it doesn't even have an airlock.
... wait, where was I going with this?
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When you get right down to it, Lilo and Stich is a lot more magic than science fiction, but we can at least talk about something pertaining to the ships.
Maybe.
Could be.
I mean, if we did, we might piss off The Mouse, and, well, we all know how THAT ends.
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Sorry, I've got nothing.
And probably nothing next week.
So, y'know.
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I mean, let's face it. None of the Goa'uld tech was particularly... good. They got by through terror and subjugation and keeping their slaves technologically stunted. Yes, yes, yes, the staff cannons are terrifyingly powerful... and ridiculously inaccurate, which, I guess, only makes them /more/ terrifying in terms of "collateral damage".
And, really, the inaccuracy makes a /lot/ of sense when you step back and consider that most combat between Goa'uld System Lords was largely symbolic, and no one involved wanted to lose any more jaffa than was strictly necessary to keep the rest in line and open up promotion slots for them.
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Here's the article about Slave I: https://thedirect.com/article/boba-fett-ship-name-change
As for the Lucrehulk, what can I say? I get the rationale for using an existing spaceframe as the basis for your combat vehicles, but sometimes it just doesn't work out that well. Apparently these were reasonably effective, but that's only because almost every other capital ship in the Star Wars universe is larger, steamier pile of suck and fail.
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Hey, we have a podcast now! Well, really, it's just the audio from episodes, so I guess that counts. It will be published at the same time as the YouTube video, and be exactly the same content, just... on more platforms, I guess? That said, since it does involve additional work for me, it will be a subscription-only feature, at $0.99 a month here: https://anchor.fm/sacred-cow-shipyards/subscribe
Well, I never promised there wasn't going to be ANY math, but...
Anywise, drop pods are a wonderful examination into just how badly some organics want to kill other organics - they're literally willing to throw themselves at a planet with barely any protection at all, just to be able to kill other organics faster.
Craziness.
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1:03 On with the show
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As always, if you want to support what I'm doing here, you're more than welcome to do so here: https://www.patreon.com/sacredcowshipyards Maybe I'll pony up for a class in how to do audio mixing/balancing so it doesn't sound /quite/ so horrible in the future.
But, seriously, as awesome as the Starfuries were - and they are awesome, I talked about them here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wXRwBXZn2yE - the station as a whole... didn't quite measure up. Granted, that may simply have been a function of the limitations of your humie hardware, which, of course, was a recurring detail in the Babylon 5 universe.
Still, as a hingepin for the universe surrounding it, it did its job admirably.
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Regardless of the rump-roasted rule-renegers , this episode is sponsored by https://www.hairbornedefenses.com/ , aka Hairborne Defenses, and it's not their fault I have no idea how to advertise anything. So, y'know, if you have... hair, and stuff, go buy their stuff. Also, FYI, the coupon code "DOCKMASTER" will save you 10% on your purchase, so, y'know use that.
And, hey, if you want to advertise on the channel, or sponsor an episode, feel free to "hit me up", as your smaller humies say, at "dockmaster (at) sacredcowshipyards (dot) com".
Also, I like how "SoB" has so many expansions in your linguistification. It makes the acronym more fun.
Anywho, go off about your Space Marines or whatnot. I dunno. I dun care. I'll keep talking about universes as they are prescribed by the rules that define them, because that's what we do here.
We also run screaming from the Sisters of Battle, but that's a whole separate conversation.
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