Was it love at first sight? Was it? Did you get a number? No? then you're a muppet, aren't you. Luckily, thanks to LLTV Teletext, you've got a second chance, not that you deserve it.
Lewisham Local Television World News Updates take another look at the wild ramblings of former covid patient Rick Wiles, who is insistent that covid-19 booster shots take control of your DNA. He doesn't explain how he thinks this is possible or how that would even fucking work, but while he hates life on our overheating little planet, he is super hoping that Jesus will finally return to save the day, as millions of people have hoped for a couple of thousand years.
Lewisham Local Television's "Spotlight on Lewisham" aims to put the spotlight on Lewisham. A bit like "The Lewisham Spotlight" just with slightly better opening titles. We had high hopes for this show but it was cancelled after just three episodes - viewers didn't like the new look. A real shame.
Lewisham Local News World Updates give you a chance to own the worst item in the world currently worth $45, courtesy of hateful shithouse Gordon Klingenschmitt. Enjoy the grift, #America...
Lewisham Local Television's World News Updates, fearlessly reporting on Jeff Jansen's repeated claims that Donald Trump is still the President, will return as President, never left as President and God has told him all these things are true so they must be. Nearly June 2021 now, just saying.
Welcome to the re-branded and refreshed Lewisham Local Television World News Updates. Today, Stew Peters looks back at all the work his channel has done to improve the lives of Americans in 2021 and reminds us all that God gave us all natural immunity to Covid-19, the disease Anthony Fauci created in Wuhan, that killed a load of people except no, not really, they died of something else, I think? It's always difficult to work through Stew's contradictions and bonkers lies. Does he still think vaccine recipients are magnetic? Probably. What a fucking sap.