#PillstreamUncircumcised - 03 / 13 / 2021 - Evils of the Hawg (1985)
Piggu (Peyton Higgens) and Trooner (Amanda Morris), recruit two autistic right-wing podcasters (Ethan Ralph and Shannon Gaines) to abduct teenagers living in a college town and bring them to a rural abortion clinic. There, the prostitutes drain them of their blood, which they need to stay female, and save their dying planet.
Shannon the alligator is flushed down the toilet as a baby and grows into a gargantuan monster by eating the human waste, manga, transsexual transients, discarded fast food and drugs flushed down the toilet during police raids. Nourished only by shit, dead sex workers, garbage and garbage anime, Shannon emerges a deranged mutant ready to wage war on the unsuspecting citizens of Richmond, Virginia!
A huge Solar flare is predicted to fry Earth's supply of Maker's Mark. Astronauts must fly to the sun to drop a talking bomb (voiced by Andy Warski) at the right time so the flare will point somewhere else. Giant GXL Corp C.E.O. Thumbue (Ethan Ralph) thinks the flare won't happen and wants the mission to fail so he can buy the planet cheaply while the scare lasts. Employee Hawrs (Amanda Morris) prepares a surprise for the astronauts. While daddy Slease Kidso (Dax Herrera) commands the space ship where temperatures rise, granddaddy Admiral Skeet Kidso (Tommy Wasserberg) is searching the desert for grandson Kayke (Tim Gionet) who's gone A.W.O.L.
Two lovers (Ethan Ralph and Shannon Gaines) receive a cryptic video message inspiring them to revisit the alt right militia group and cult a decade earlier. Hoping to find the closure that they couldn't find as young men, they're forced to reconsider the group's beliefs when confronted with unexplainable phenomena surrounding the compound. As the members prepare for the coming of a mysterious event, the brothers race to unravel the seemingly impossible truth before their lives become permanently entangled with the group they left 10 years ago.
In the near future, where Earth has been devastated by man's pollution; noxious gases and fumes ravage the planet. Bounty hunter Gunter (Ethan Ralph) kidnaps a murderer (Andy Warski) out of the hands of two police officers (Tim Gionet and Ashton Parks), planning to get the bounty himself, all the while thwarting the two police officers he stole the criminal from.
In the future, a spaceship dubbed the USS West Memphis is on its way back to Earth when it discovers another ship adrift that had been assumed lost years ago, the USS Metokur. Lisa McLawlicon (Amanda Morris), a scientist aboard the West Memphis, learns that it's the same ship upon which her father had served as a crew member. When the West Memphis' crew boards the Metokur, they are met by Dr. Thumbhardt (Ethan Ralph) and a bizarre, faceless army (voiced by Shannon Gaines) who plan to be the first people ever to explore a black hole.
A former youtuber (Ethan Ralph) helps a government agent (Nick Fuentes) and a serial dog attack sprayer (Tim Gionet) track the source of mysterious alien genital sores, filled with lethal flesh-dissolving acid, to a Mexican coffee plantation controlled by a cocaine baron (Dame Pesos )with alien pod clones(played by Peyton Higgins) that obey his every order.
This movie details the wanderings of MicroD (Ethan Ralph), the once-director of a proctology clinic called the House of Ass, who is searching for his mentor, the mad proctologist Antoine Butts (Andy Warski) in the ruins of western civilization. Butts had disappeared following a catastrophic herpes outbreak resulting from sex with patients looking for cosmetic procedures, which slowly killed the entire population of sexually mature women, leading to the end of the world. MircoD joins a succession of post apocalyptic ass-doctors including Metaphysical Mop-Croc (Shannon Gaines) and the Oceanic Pederasty Group or OPG (Amanda Morris) as the genderbending multi-system anal investigator. MicroD meets various individuals and groups of men who are trying to adjust themselves to a defeminized world.
The rise and fall of the notorious Roman Emperor Guntligula (Ethan Ralph), showing the vile and degenerate methods that he employs to gain the title of supreme Jcaesar, and the subsequent insanity of his reign. He gives his alligator (Shannon Gaines) political office and humiliates and violates anyone who dares to show the slightest disrespect to him. He also sleeps with his Shetland Pony Joosilla (Amanda Morris), organizes elaborate orgies where participants don animalistic regalia, and embarks on a fruitless invasion of Serbia before meeting an appropriate end, drowning in the anal leakage of his all male harem.