First aired July 2003/ Tell My Grandmother/ “The Night (Live at Kaosmosis West Whirled)”/ Tell My Second Cousin/ “Shrunk”/ Empty Space: A Dastardly Plot/ “Heidi the Hottie”/ Tell the Man in the Flower Store/ “Shiftless and Ignorant”/ I Refuse to Appear on TV/ “Flying Buttress”/ ... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o4UDAQSrFXI
The episode known as "Varmint Julep" continues with another segment of "Empty Space," in which the science fiction crew of the Galagalaxian discover a dastardly plot. Then Zapzapzap, it's the music video for vonHummer's classic, "Heidi the Hottie," mp3 available for free download at vonhummer.com.
Lyrics:
What have you heard about Heidi the Hottie?/Blonde as a nazi, with Wonder Woman's body/Livin' larger off her looks and love/Yeah you seen that girl that I've been speakin of/She had a sugar dad name of Matthew or Steve/He had a charm and income you just wouldn't believe/They drove an SUV and a couple of Saabs/So Heidi worked all day/on her buns and her abs/What have you heard about Heidi the Hottie?/Blonde as a nazi/with Wonder Woman's body/Shoppin', boppin' with his cards of gold/leaving tips so large and looks so damn cold/But then the market fell/and they downsized her man/She had to get her a job/selling timeshare plans/Now there's a "Forclosed" sign/on the mansion petit/where they walked so soft/barely touching the street/What have you heard about Heidi the Hottie?/Blonde as a nazi, with Wonder Woman's body/Someone saw her in a coffee shop/wiping counters down/maybe moving a mop/Someone saw her swinging on a pole/in a smoke-filled club somewhere/so I been told/Living largely off her looks and love/Yeah you know that girl that we've been speaking of...?
...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5K17sgoYe-Y
Here's an early cut from the vonHummer film soon to be released on DVD and online. This is a rare alternate take. Just a tease, really. Enjoy!
...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=swmcFmioL3I
vonHummer and Little vonHummer Jr., II. ask ignorant parents everywhere: is your child depressed enough to create good art? Segment from "The vonHummer Hour."
...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aSZQ5hgmRp0
Part 3 of Episode 49 ["Solipsis for Kissing"] of "The vonHummer Hour" presents us with a startling interview: it's vonHummer vs. the new Miss Woman Girl of the Year! A battle of wits that can only end in one thing: ghee! Then, a few zaps later, the snaky little riff for "One Paycheck Away" slinks in and life gets really good for a while.
...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=92bHiU2Scsg
Part 1 of the dance rehearsal for the music video "Don't Underestimate Me." Thebrosmad—vonHummer and Sir Raleigh Grey—effortlessly create and learn stunning new dance moves, the likes of which put the Temptations and even Michael Jackson to shame.
Part 2 is here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6SsLlNUXir4
Here's the finished video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gM_ViRnrJxg
...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CgLA-uQfrfs
2011. In which vonHummer and Imus Nuttnau discover their neighbor, Prince, has a sinister business on the side. Songs: "The Dachshund," "True," and "Under the Bed." vonHummer, Paul Kohl, Joanna Tyler. Written and Produced by Clark Kent.
...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KBpZzpsNaVo
Some hot chicks who will be featured in the next vonHummer music video, "Chicken Out." We know they're hot, because there was an incubation lamp beating down on them as they milled aimlessly, which chicks will do in large groups. When they're hot.
...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Owlboike9pg
"Lice in a Hurricane," and a timely caveat about knowing when to hold 'em and knowing when to fold 'em.
...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0xIMaQCb_7k
Elderly couple continue their war of passive aggression. Today's battle: her missing bra! Segment from "The vonHummer Hour."
Brought to you by Ford-Chrysler. Ford-Chrysler...We Bring Good Things To Life.
...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5c50t5qDlYk