WARNING (for pussies): CONTAINS GRAPHIC IMAGES
Have you ever noticed that when little brown children die in horrific circumstances it's OK to show pictures of their bodies in the press and on TV?
In fact these pictures often become iconic symbols that represent the urgent necessity for political action.
But, as we all know, publishing pictures of little dead white kids would be intrusive and disrespectful.
Sorry for using rather broad strokes with the terms "brown" and "white" here. I'm using "brown" in the same way that "black" is applied to people like Obama or Keegan-Michael Key or... I dunno... Sabrina Le Beauf. "Middle Eastern" or "Arab heritage" or "Indigenous European" would probably be better than "brown and white", but I'm a lazy racist prick.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tRsHfQFihHc
In dis epic street battle I be educatin some Noo Zeee-Laaand motherfucker on da epistemological morality of da FOUR commandments. Also I be stompin all up in Shockofgod's dumb little ass to prove that I AM RIGHT ALL DA MUTHAFUCKIN TIIIIIIME bitch.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UJt5GIsP5cY
This game is not available in stores. It only exists in mighty brain of Ran Campbell.
Note to self: Always make sure the pixelation filter layer is big enough to cover the whole screen, you prick.
Ran's channel: https://www.youtube.com/user/TheWrathofRan
Nadia's channel: https://www.youtube.com/user/detransition
Big sexy thanks to Redline
https://www.youtube.com/user/V8RedLine
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qohGUHyDC5E
This is ma sexy friend Timmy's entry for the 20 Impressions Challenge recently set by Superjoker
http://youtu.be/N2m0gsube9M?list=UUWsDopvHPZLHSGIJ8PA_xvg
Rules: You have to pick 15-20 people from the following list and make
a impersonation video. (You may not be as professional as BibleCuntingFuckface, but do not be intimidated.)
Be creative and have fun.
List:
Alex Botten
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8OS46SCAhJA
Today I will be reading some of my favourite messages from you sexy little Islamists.
Yeah, I know I've been totally fucking outclassed by the Taiwanese Animators' version of the Ahmed story https://youtu.be/At29FfoMQ7E
The Hadith extract read by Eric was re-worded for the purposes of brevity and can be read in full here:
Ablutions (Wudu')
Hadith number 241
Narrated by Abdullah bin Masud
Once the Prophet was offering prayers at the Ka'ba. Abu Jahl was sitting with some of his companions. One of them said to the others, "Who amongst you will bring the abdominal contents (intestines, etc.) of a camel of Bani so and so and put it on the back of Muhammad, when he prostrates?" The most unfortunate of them got up and brought it. He waited till the Prophet prostrated and then placed it on his back between his shoulders. I was watching but could not do any thing. I wish I had some people with me to hold out against them. They started laughing and falling on one another. Allah's Apostle was in prostration and he did not lift his head up till Fatima (Prophet's daughter) came and threw that (camel's abdominal contents) away from his back. He raised his head and said thrice, "O Allah! Punish Quraish." So it was hard for Abu Jahl and his companions when the Prophet invoked Allah against them as they had a conviction that the prayers and invocations were accepted in this city (Mecca). The Prophet said, "O Allah! Punish Abu Jahl, 'Utba bin Rabi'a, Shaiba bin Rabi'a, Al-Walid bin 'Utba, Umaiya bin Khalaf, and 'Uqba bin Al Mu'it (and he mentioned the seventh whose name I cannot recall). By Allah in Whose Hands my life is, I saw the dead bodies of those persons who were counted by Allah's Apostle in the Qalib (one of the wells) of Badr.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yA1YhVWoePk
Yes, the Truck of Peace now has her own series. All aboard!
Small confession: 90% of the script was taken from the comments sections of my other videos :)
Our next episode features a lovely day trip to Normandy, so remember to pack your sandwiches.
PS Apologies for the minor vest incident at 0:20
Always remember to parent your layers when using animation software.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aLOHhzLlaJo
For everyone commenting "I thought his wife was nine years old", please just Google "Muhammad's wives". It's really not difficult. Learning is fun.
In this very accurate and culturally sensitive video, Muhammad (peace be upon him) explains the divine revelation of the sacred text to his beautiful wife Khadija. The local scribe Abdullâh Ibn Sâd Ibn Abî Sarh comes forth to offer his services, but in his ignorance, he decides to reject the unalterable truth of the Creator of the Universe. Thanks and praise to Hamza Tzortzis (peace be upon him).
00:55 – Muhammad narrating the scenario of the cave to his wife Khadija. (Sahih Al-Bukhari: 6:60:478)
03:09 – ‘Slay the unbelievers wherever you find them’. (Quran: 2:191 & 3:151)
04:19 – Four male witness needed to prove the rape. (Sahih Al-Bukhari: 7:63:195)
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eiaTHfoyJow
Background: Sye Ten recently converted everyone on the face of the earth to Christianity using his own brand of FUCKED UP LOGIC. Unsure of how to fill his time, he decided to become a presuppositionalist atheist and now amuses himself by tearing Christians' brains apart with his MIND GYMNASTICS.
Sye says: "In this video I tackle the knowledge claim of OMNIPRESENCE and I PROVE that God is in yo' momma's ass."
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4SU-abdKduw