Oct 9 2021 - If you're going on dates and these kinds of things, you're a disagrace and you should be ashamed of yourself, and that's unironically true. I'm not joking, I'm not kidding, you ought to be ashamed of yourself.
Sep 24 2021 - America First thought leader Beardson Beardly falls on hard times and resorts to financial domination tactics to get his gullible fans, many of which are half his age, to cough up their lunch money.
Sep 18 2021 - America First General Beardson Beardly tells his teenage audience that he is an incel just like them. It's unclear if Beardson realizes by saying he is an incel as a married man, he is only admitting that his wife won't sleep with him.
Feb 16 2020 - Shawn/Prince Hubris calls Baked Alaska a "golden retriever, a dumb dog". Eighteen months later co-host Beardson Beardly would call Baked a "golden retriever" as a compliment.
Sep 29 2021 - Baked Alaska is going to press CWC at the upcoming anti-vax rally in Springfield. Beardson offers to help by allowing CWC to punch him so that he goes to federal prison and they don't have to worry about him anymore.