Not only does Canada have less fast food available to just snatch up off the street or in a drive-thru, even our DRINK SELECTION is less, like bro I see these American menus where there's a billion different types of Mountain Few or smoothies and slushies. I'm jealous, those look sick

Then a bunch of different cool side dishes to make combos with, like why even bother having a combo menu when your choices are fries or baked potato? It's just potato or potato, or enjoy being charged like a dollar more if you just want onion rings or mozza sticks... at like the two places that offer them. Imagine saying "customize your order!" with nothing to choose from. Just take my 8 bucks and gimme the food, quit insulting my stupid pea brain that thought you were giving me a choice

And don't even get me STARTED on these goofy paper straws we have now. Want to enjoy a refreshing soft drink? How about a refreshing soft drink where now your straw is getting soft and soggy, absorbing drink like a soppy rag instead of, y'know, BEING A STRAW AND TRANSPORTING DRINK TO YOUR MOUTH. Know how many turtles are found with straws up their nose? Nobody knows, not a single study has ever bothered to track this very simple number. How many of my drinks have been ruined by paper straws? 100% OF THEM

I'm no scientist, but those numbers speak volumes

UHHH anyway, lemme tell you which of these places in the Great White North I like best. This idea sucked gimme better tier list ideas please

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