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The Chronicles of Chris-Chan #-2½: The KCWC Broadcast and Slideshow ~ Part VIII (1998-09-04/2007-02-22)
This archive was uploaded far earlier than the ones on the CWCville Library: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z9ZB40YL0e8
Also that video's called Sonichu Book 3 but it doesn't even show any pages from Issue 3.
CWCki Transcript:
[Video cuts in mid-sentence from previous video]
Chris: -ing KCWC and we're about to play a couple of Disney songs now. First one we're gonna play is, uh-- a good one from Aladdin and the King of Thieves. It's-it's out. Are you in or out? I don't know whether I'm in or out! [fake laugh]. Dagum I'm inside... aw skip it! Anyway, here's a Disney song. Take it away, Aladdin.
[Audio cuts out for a moment then begins playing "Are You In Or Out?" from Aladdin and the King of Thieves.]
[Audio cuts back out and in again]
Chris: You are tuned in to everything KCWC and it is now 9:30PM I promised you two Disney songs and I'm gonna give you the second one. It is from the movie Pocahontas and it is entitled "Just Around the River Bend." That is a very nice song you know. So take it away Pocahontas!
[Audio cuts then begins playing "Just Around the River Bend" from Pocahontas.]
[Audio skips]
Chris: And we're back. You're listening to everything KCWC an' right now we're gonna throw another contest. Just the last one for the day and we're gonna play another song from a movie. An' if you can call in- and guess what movie this song- is from I will award that person- with a CD entitled "Frank Sinatra: The Capitol Collectors Series". An' right now we're gonna give you the song. Oh yeah, and remember, the phone number to call is 555-KCWC. Hope you enjoy the song and I hope somebody calls in. Course I'll take anybody who'll give me de right answer. Take it away mysterious song.
[Audio skips then begins playing "Cotton Blossom" from Show Boat.]
[Audio skips]
Chris: You are listening to everything KCWC an' right now it is a quarter to midnight. While-uh-we don't-uh I'm sorry to say, but we don't have a winner for dat- last contest. By the way that was duh-"Cotton Blossom" from the movie Show Boat. I guess nobody wanted a CD. OH well, I'll just save it for next time. But right now we're about to close up our station for the night. Bu-bu-but we're gonna give off a final little number by Frankie Sinatra. It was entitled "-igh Hopes" and I have high hopes in ya'll having good dreams tonight. [Elmer Fudd laugh] Well, good night folks. Alright, take it away Frankie, again.
[Audio skips and begins playing "High Hopes" by Frank Sinatra.]
[Video cuts out in the middle of the song.]
Also that video's called Sonichu Book 3 but it doesn't even show any pages from Issue 3.
CWCki Transcript:
[Video cuts in mid-sentence from previous video]
Chris: -ing KCWC and we're about to play a couple of Disney songs now. First one we're gonna play is, uh-- a good one from Aladdin and the King of Thieves. It's-it's out. Are you in or out? I don't know whether I'm in or out! [fake laugh]. Dagum I'm inside... aw skip it! Anyway, here's a Disney song. Take it away, Aladdin.
[Audio cuts out for a moment then begins playing "Are You In Or Out?" from Aladdin and the King of Thieves.]
[Audio cuts back out and in again]
Chris: You are tuned in to everything KCWC and it is now 9:30PM I promised you two Disney songs and I'm gonna give you the second one. It is from the movie Pocahontas and it is entitled "Just Around the River Bend." That is a very nice song you know. So take it away Pocahontas!
[Audio cuts then begins playing "Just Around the River Bend" from Pocahontas.]
[Audio skips]
Chris: And we're back. You're listening to everything KCWC an' right now we're gonna throw another contest. Just the last one for the day and we're gonna play another song from a movie. An' if you can call in- and guess what movie this song- is from I will award that person- with a CD entitled "Frank Sinatra: The Capitol Collectors Series". An' right now we're gonna give you the song. Oh yeah, and remember, the phone number to call is 555-KCWC. Hope you enjoy the song and I hope somebody calls in. Course I'll take anybody who'll give me de right answer. Take it away mysterious song.
[Audio skips then begins playing "Cotton Blossom" from Show Boat.]
[Audio skips]
Chris: You are listening to everything KCWC an' right now it is a quarter to midnight. While-uh-we don't-uh I'm sorry to say, but we don't have a winner for dat- last contest. By the way that was duh-"Cotton Blossom" from the movie Show Boat. I guess nobody wanted a CD. OH well, I'll just save it for next time. But right now we're about to close up our station for the night. Bu-bu-but we're gonna give off a final little number by Frankie Sinatra. It was entitled "-igh Hopes" and I have high hopes in ya'll having good dreams tonight. [Elmer Fudd laugh] Well, good night folks. Alright, take it away Frankie, again.
[Audio skips and begins playing "High Hopes" by Frank Sinatra.]
[Video cuts out in the middle of the song.]
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The KCWC "radio broadcast" ends and the Christian and the Hedgehog Boys album starts: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hk77GPIABJ8
Similarly to the previous part, this one's YT counterpart is called Sonichu Book 4 but it doesn't even feature pages from Sonichu 4 unless you count the Sub-Episode 1 reprints' transformation sequence right near the end.
CWCki Transcript:
[Video cuts in during the middle of "High Hopes" by Frank Sinatra. The remainder of the slideshow has the debut Christian and the Hedgehog Boys album playing during it. The video cuts off during "BFF's (Best Friends Forever)".]
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Original Description:
Age: 17
Date: October 16, 1999
This news report was taken during the time I was residing in Chesterfield County. During my High School Years, The Pokemon video game came out. I was later hooked on that awesome RPG gameplay. Then, long after the game, the TCG came out, I got hooked on that too when I received the Base Set 1 Charmeleon in an issue of "Nintendo Power" Magazine.
So, during one Saturday at my local Books-A-Million, the news people came in to interview the gameplay, and they picked up on a victorious moment of mine.a
CWCki Transcript:
Female Newscaster: Well, if you have grade-schoolers in the house, they'll probably be interested in this next report, and if you don't, you can learn about a craze that's been sweeping the nation. NBC 12 reporter Jim Babb marched into the marketing breach today to bring us this story of Pokémon.
[A small boy is trading Pokémon cards with another small boy.]
Small Boy: I'll trade you thi...uh...holograph for a Japanese holograph.
[A woman is shown scanning booster packs of trading cards at a cash register.]
[Jim Babb interviews a small boy with a large binder full of Pokémon cards.]
Babb: You've got hundreds of these cards.
Boy: I got- yeah, some... Yeah, and I've got a lot more at home.
Babb: [to small boy in orange athletic jersey] So, tell me, why do you like Pokémon?
Boy: I dunno.
Babb: You're not sure why you like it, but you do, right?
Boy: Yeah.
[A brief clip from the Pokémon anime is shown while Babb narrates. Later, footage of Books-A-Million is shown.]
Babb: Like so many other fads, it got started with a kids' TV show. And, now, Pokémon is a marketing phenomenon. Kids and parents line up every Saturday at this Chesterfield County bookstore, and they dig deep.
Babb: [to woman with handful of booster packs] How much did all of this cost?
Woman: $30 with a discount.
Babb: Then the games begin, with byzantine rules.
[A crowd of small children plays the Pokémon trading card game on the shop floor.]
Babb: [to an African-American boy] So how do you explain the game?
Black Child: I can't explain; it's too long!
[Suddenly, the camera lingers on a much older boy, who looks 16-18 years old. He is clad in an ill-fitting, blue long-sleeve shirt, under a yellow T-shirt, under a blue vest. A red and white baseball cap and a sports bottle rest next to him. He is playing the Pokémon card game with small children.]
Chris: I'll switch-I'll put out my Dragonair... Even though it has sixty damage on it... Oh, boy, now I have three energy on it. Slam Attack!
Babb: [to black child] So, if you had the time to tell me, I wouldn't understand it?
Black Child: No.
40-year-old Man with Rapist Glasses and Molester Mustache: I'm— I'm watching and I still have no clue. [laughs]
Babb: And think about this: this kind of thing is happening in bookstores and toy stores all around the country. If you hadn't known it before, know it now: Pokémon is big.
Randy Cost: The biggest trend in kids' toy history, it's multi-multi-billion dollars.
Woman: It's money. Big time money.
Babb: You wish you invested?
Woman: Yeah, that's true! [laughs]
Boy: [holds up card] Jolteon!
Babb: Jolteon.
Boy: Mmm-hmm!
Babb: What's special about Jolteon?
Boy: He's holographic!
Babb: In Chesterfield County, I'm Jim Babb, NBC 12.
Female Newscaster: And those little cards aren't cheap; some merchants charge three bucks for a booster pack of— [Video ends with a picture Chris created of a large Pikachu entering a Pokémon Center.]
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Me reciting and describing my Poem, Song Of Christian for a Manchester High School English Project. At Age 16, May 15, 1998
CWCki Transcript: https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Song_of_Christian (too big for the description)
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The slideshow continues from where Part X left off, both in the comics and in the music. The comics go from Sonichu 3 (Wild's story onwards) to 4 (in the middle of Sub-Episode 8) and the music finishes of the Christian and the Hedgehog Boys debut album then continues with some random music Chris likes.
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CWCki Transcript:
[The rest of "Feel So Lonesome" and the album plays. After the album ends, Chris plays "Thinkin' Bout You" by Britney Spears, and then afterwards "Free Up Your Mind" by Emma Bunton. The video cuts out in the middle of the latter song.]
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CWC-Comprehensive-History-002
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(2000-2004)
My attempt at making a documentary showcasing the life of Christian Weston Chandler, as comprehensively and entertainingly as possible.
Full playlist: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLABqEYq6H3vpCmsmyUnHnfMOeAnjBdSNm
Part II begins with Chris' entry to PVCC up to his psychiatric evaluation from UVA. This is the renewed updated version with new narration and some altered details.
Special thanks to the cwcki and Kiwi Farms, which were extensively used during my research.
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"Backbay Lounge," "Daybreak," "Deadly Roulette," "Dances and Dames," "Smoother Move," "Local Forecast-Slower," "Night on the Docks," "Opportunity Walks," "Sidewalk Shade-Slower," "Walking Along" by Kevin Macleod at incompetech.com
"Gelieve," "op het terras," "te beperken" by Bart Verbeke;
"Fading Rays Waltz," by Kai Engel at freemusicarchive.org
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My Custom Game Boy Camera Animation of the Mario Kart 64 Cwcville Lego Raceway...the Quarter-Hour Full Set of Four Races. All Done on June 4, 1998
CWCki Transcript:
[Music starts up]
["Christian (c) Chandler Mariokart 64 LEGO RACEWAY 6/4/98"]
["Mario Kart 64 Line-Up:"]
[We see a Lego minifig in overalls and a conductor's hat. The label says "Mario."]
[2 Christian Chandler"]
["CRASH DUMMIE 3"]
["Peach 4"]
["Megaman and Rush 5"]
["JAILBRAKE JOE 6"]
["Barbara Chandler 7"]
["Cole Smithey 8"]
["POWER RANGER Christian Chandler 9"]
["TONY TWISTER 10"]
["LUIGI 11"]
["ALPHA DRACONIS 12"]
["SANTA CLAUSE 13"]
["Infomaniac 14"]
["DEXTER 15"]
["Laura Dorazio 16"]
["QUEEN GYPSY MOTH 17"]
["Pharoh's Mummy 18"]
["ANDY GRIFFIT 19"]
["冬 BONSAI 20" 夏 春 期] (these characters literally mean "Winter Bonsai 20" Summer Spring period)
["Sarah Hammer"]
[STATIC]
[RACE 1: Racers 1-10 3 Laps]
[We see the racers waiting up at the starting line. The camera circles around giving us a 360 degree view. The starting light changes, and the race is on!]
[Christian has the early lead, and he turns left into a shortcut. Mario tries to follow him but hits the edge, spinning out of control.]
[STATIC]
[Power Ranger Christian and Santa Clause pass Mario, and Mario follows.]
[Chris drives onto a bridge, followed by QUEEN GYPSY MOTH. Mario again spins out of control, missing the bridge entirely.]
[Jailbrake Joe and Power Ranger Chris go on the bridge.]
[STATIC]
[Zoom in on Power Ranger's wheels. White dots come out of the back, as though he is revving up. He backs up and corrects his direction.]
[We see Chris crossing the bridge. QUEEN GYPSY MOTH is at the head of the pack, and Chris cuts her off.]
[STATIC]
[First lap completed. Chris takes the shortcut again. QUEEN GYPSY MOTH and Jailbrake Joe apparently circle around each other. We see more racers.]
[STATIC]
[Power Ranger Christian picks up a bonus and fires at Cole, sending him into a spin]
[STATIC]
[Chris crosses the line in 1st]
[STATIC]
["RACE 1 RESULTS:"]
["RACE 1
1st Christian
2nd Cole
3rd Mario
4th Mega Man"]
["For the racing line-up. The Force enters..."]
[Luke Skywalker drives up, gets out of his car and brandishes his lightsaber. he gets back in, turns around and drives away]
[STATIC]
["RACE 2: Racers 11-22. 3 Laps"]
[The racers line up at the starting grid. A spaceship flies around in circles.]
[STATIC]
[The race begins. Some sort of powerup or missile or something hits a car.]
[STATIC]
[The racers finish a lap, with QUEEN GYPSY MOTH and Mario in the lead]
[STATIC]
[An airplane flies around]
Someone: DESTROY MISSILE!
[The missile hits Pharoh's Mummy's car]
Pharoh's Mummy: I'm stuck!
[His car explodes]
[STATIC]
[A huge pileup]
[STATIC]
[Arthur Fonzerelli [sic] shows up trackside. He walks up to a car, presumably to fix it, and BONSAI draws his katana.]
[STATIC]
[The Fonz runs away from BONSAI and drives off on his motorbike]
[STATIC]
[There is confusion around the crash site]
[STATIC]
[A mechanic tries to fix it up]
[The race finally ends, with Infomaniac in 1st place]
["RACE 2 RESULTS"]
["RACE 2
1st Infomaniac.
2nd Sarah H.
3rd Luke S.
4th Luigi"]
[STATIC]
["While we prepare for the next race, we will take a quick tour of... MY LEGO TOWN!"]
[The camera jerks around, showing the Information Center, the Start/Finish Line, Lego Lake, Mt. Extreme, Band Stand, Fonz's Kart Shop]
["And now, back to the races..."]
["RACE 3 DRIVERS: 02, 14, 08, 21, 01, 22, 05, and 11. 3 Laps."]
[The racers line up and the race starts]
[STATIC]
[The race passes something labelled "CRYSTLE"]
Christian: HI!
[STATIC]
[The race continues]
[STATIC]
[QUEEN GYPSY MOTH stands in front of the race]
QUEEN GYPSY MOTH: FREEZE!
[The racers just hit her and keep going]
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A little machinima Chris made in honor of his parents' 24th wedding anniversary.
CWCki Transcript: https://sonichu.com/cwcki/The_24th_Wedding_Anniversary_Special#Transcript (Too big for the description)
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The slideshow continues with more of the Christian and the Hedgehog Boys debut album, as well as showing the pages of Sonichu 0 to 2 in full, plus the cover to Wild's first page of Sonichu 3.
TRUE and HONEST original YouTube upload: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0aoToAm_n3A
CWCki Transcript:
[Video is silent for 12 seconds before "BFF's (Best Friends Forever)" begins playing. The video ends during the middle of "Feel So Lonesome", funnily during the part where Britney Spears yells "STOP!".]
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Chris: --hristmas song! I gonna play...[sings in a sing-song voice] Over the river and through the woods! You like... ya liked that song, didn't cha?
Chris trying to sound like Simon: : Yeaaah, I liked it, but I don't think Alvin does cause it didn't feature his hula hoop! [Annoying laugh] Ah ah ah ahh!
Chris: Heh, that's funny, Simon. Well, take it away, ya chipmunks, and [indistinct] and go to ya grandmudda hou- grandma's house! Ah ah ah!
[tape stops and a chipmunk rendition of "Over The River And Through The Woods" plays]
[tape resumes as Chris speaks]
Chris: Alright, you're listening to everything KCWC. And wasn't those Chip- wasn't those Chipmunks great? But they had to leave so soon. Oh well, nobody's perfect. Right away, don't forget last summer we got a request from a me- member of the Sonic the Hedg- from one of the Sonic the Hedgehog websites. Her name was Leslie Lioness, and she requested that we play the Sonic CD song, "Sonic Boom." And she also requested that we play the long version! So that's what we'll give her, cause we happen to have the copy of the Sega CD game right here. So take it away, Sonic, and give us that booming song! Ah ah!
[tape stops and Pastiche's "Sonic Boom" plays]
Chris: Alright y'all listenin' to the station everything KCWC, and wasn't that a great song, folks? Get down, man! Heh heh! Well, right now, we're gonna play for you: a Disney song! It happens to be from one of my favorite movies, [spoken quickly] as you might have guessed, one of the most popular movies, Toy Story! Yeah, that's right, it's that famous song, "You've Got A Friend In Me." And boy, wasn't that Buzz Lightyear funny, I mean,
Chris trying to sound like Buzz Lightyear: To infinity and beyond!
Chris: Ah, ah, well, anyway, take it away, Buzz and Woody, with that famous song of yours, ah ah!
[tape stops and Randy Newman's "You've Got a Friend in Me" plays]
Chris: Now wasn't that a great Disney song, folks? Well, I thought it was great too. But right now we're gonna- take a break from the tunes and take a little commercial break. But first, a word from our sponsor, the I Love Lucy show!
Chris trying to sound like Lucy: Hello friends. I'm your Vitameatavegamin girl. Are you tired, run-down, listless? Do you poop out at parties? Are you unpopular? The answer to all your problems is in this little bottle. Vitameatavegamin. Yes, Vitameatavegamin contains Vitamins Meat Vegetables and Minerals. Yes, with Vitameatavegamin, you can spoon your way to health. All you do is take a great big tablespoonful after every meal. Mmmmmmm..... It's so tasty, too! Mmm! Tastes just like candy! So why don't you join all the thousands of happy peppy people and get a great big bottle of Vitameatavegamin tomorrow! That's Vita-meata-vegamin!
I love Lucy and she loves me. We're as happy as two can be. Sometimes we quarrel but then... ha ha ha How we love making up again. Lucy kisses like no one can. She's my Mrs. and I'm her man. Life is heaven you see, Cause I love Lucy, and I love Lucy, and Lucy loves me!!
Chris: Hey there, all you guys, gals, dudes of all ages! Well, you're listening to the everything KCWC, this is your host, Christian Chandler, and, uh, before we, emm, announce the next song, we're gonna give you our joke of the day! And this joke comes from, ehh, Christopher Chandler from Ruckersville, Virginia! And the joke goes like this.
Chris as his younger self: Why is six afraid of se-
[Chris gets cut off mid-joke as part four ends]
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