I am an artist. Band: Wrong direction.

There will not be a real nuclear war because they don't actually have nuclear bombs, if they did, they'd dropped them in 1980. Just like they didn't "Go to thE MoOn" in 1950 or what ever year it was. NASA don't even have real pictures of the earth. They will bomb cities and claim "nuclear war", then to simulate nuclear winter they'll release huge amounts of Calcium Carbonate Dust into the atmosphere to simulate "years without summer"... Don't worry majority of people will still die, but it will all be fake is what Im saying. I'll grow crops, I doubt they'll manage to dump enought dust to block out the sun. Always something that can grow... -80 degrees like on the Antarctica? No problemo, I'll dig a earth shelter so deep your moms pussy will almost be as deep in comparison. Tyone will actually not fit his dick in this bunker of mine. I swear.