PYONGYANG — The Democratic People's Republic of Korea just reported that Kim Jong Un is not dead and in fact is "the most alive person in the universe." According to the official statement released by the Korean Central News Agency, the dictator is not dead but is more alive than life itself. "American fake news says Supreme Leader is dead, but we found that he was more alive than anyone ever in history," said the Agency´s spokesperson. "Doctors were amazed at how alive he is. Most alive person ever," the spokesperson continued. He went on to say that Kim Jong Un ran a fifty-mile marathon this morning in under twelve seconds just because he had so much life in him he needed to burn off..." *Text courtesy of LBRY-Digest & babylonbee. Image courtesy of Xinhua News Agency Beijing Bureau of Propaganda. *

Tesla CEO Elon Musk has labeled Big Tech (Twitter, Facebook, Amazon, Apple, Google, Youtube) as the ultimate authority of free speech. He also replied to a tweet posted by Tesla fan account @RationalEtienne reading: "West Coast high tech has to make the distinction between banning hate speech and banning speech it hates." - "This is an important distinction." He associates his criticism with blocking of the account of US President Donald Trump. Twitter has also blocked other personalities such as General Flynn, attorney Powell or the activist Brandon Straka. *Meme courtesy of LBRY-Digest, image & text source: wikimedia commons, Newsweek, Epochtimes, @RationalEtienne*