Original Episode Production Number: "SGTAS 1153-003" (Season 1 Episode 3)
Scrapped because Absorbantsy didn't want to do it anymore.
This part was parodying the Rejected Intros part from "Truth Or Square," enjoy!
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=flhNQcof6Ew
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FrL-Q86B1rg