Being the tale of a would-be predator who, emboldened by a $30k windfall from a construction scam, Lorne moved to Nashville. He planned to be a country music star. The first three weeks, he didn't get discovered. Instead, he met a 13 year old in a chat room. Kayla was everything Lorne sought. Quiet, obedient, neglected by her parents.
A month after meeting online, Lorne arranged to meet Kayla. He drove across state lines, to Bowling Green, KY. Instead, Lorne encountered his arch enemy, Chris Hansen.
Lorne's diary is a fictional portrayal of a man who was busted on To Catch A Predator, on his birthday.
For the the complete immersion experience, try reading the 400 page chatlog from the sting:
http://www.perverted-justice.com/?archive=lorne_a_20014
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vpGqBaPTOCY
This is a pair of segments from 'Schadenfreude'. As the film was not being viewed by many, I decided to break it up into its individual chapters once again.
Of note are the 3 individuals performing the lines. SJX Kalapos, from the vastly underrated 'PreserveThe80s' channel, returns to do the narration in the HvP segment. He was a pro, all the way. If he isn't employed doing voiceover work these days, then there is no justice in the world. Check him out here: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCLdVCPttPQmWB7sq6XQB7oA
Also, Timothy Colby performs as Chris Hansen and does a fantastic job! I wish I could master that vocal fry. Timothy is also known to the community as MeatRocket8(AKA CashMoney). He was quick to volunteer when I first put the word out that I needed help. He, too, was what police refer to as "a fast mover."
Brittany Cone contacted me to offer her services as Kayla's voice, at a time when I did not have an actual Kayla script. she was the reason the Date-A-Max segment made it into the original film. The idea behind the commercial is really a jab at Lorne. He demanded she never give out her personal information to anyone (accept him, of course) because "there are a lot of weirdos out there". The Date-A-Max commercial has her letting it all out, while simultaneously soliciting random men for a date. If you know Lorne, you know how this would probably kill him with jealousy.
The video is short, and the Patron shout-out is equally so. But, I love my patrons and I don't care who knows it.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hdITmJbzcX8
This was a piece Wes and BakedSalmon did in response to the first wave of copyright strikes dished out by Vincent in 2019. It was developed as a stand alone video, though made for Mista GG's response video.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RSg0JNd5BrI
Special episode for the whole family. We pay our respects (kinda) to the man responsible for the existence of Bakeline. Not the creator, actually, but the turd in the TCAP punchbowl that gave us no choice but to expose him. Duncent was, and always will be, a douche. Farewell, dickhole.
Suit Yourself: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCxuTvS_SjDEmesoSKoSDnfw
Drama and Opinions: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCLXvj56wzfk6jBHCJYXqAkw
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=weH604YZSyM
Part one of what is shaping up to be a one part series. Stay tuned for more Virus-enduring mirth from Baked Salmon!
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MERCH: https://shop.spreadshirt.com/baked-salmons-closet/all
PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/bakedsalmon
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xb1K2wp7Gww
The classic Hitchcock thriller, only this time it stars Lorne's mournful wail to his God! This, as expected, sets a whole lawt of birds into a tizzy. In the end, it s discovered that he never even meant to do it.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I7ZFlT0rMdc