A startup bro is the modern day cowboy: seemingly cool, but in reality a total bullshitter. They'd break rules if there were any, but this is an industry that doesn't even exist yet. The only thing these bros like talking about more than the size of their equity package is how they’re co-founder #4 at a company of 5 employees. So much closer to their dreams than you are, they plow through the rough seas of unclaimed market share and unproven concepts, ignoring the need for profits as they ride their unicorn into the sunset. #ShitPeopleSay #Comedy #startuplife #manyhats #littybop #Unicorn #CorporateBro
Life in sales is a roller coaster of emotion. Opportunities won and lost, promotions earned and promotions passed to that one fucking suck up, and quotas hit then immediately and forever raised. It’s never easy, but no one said it would be...unless you’re on the inbound team and your product is free, but that’s besides the point. The point is you love money. You love hitting 169% of your commission check and making it rain like Fat Joe in 2006. So get back out there, hold your head high, and dial that next prospect...after a little me-time of course. #Bounceback #SalesLife #FatJoe #MoneyIsTight #willickers #ILoveYouToo #FuckedUpInVegas #corporatebro
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Life in the sales pit is hard. You see other departments coming in late, hugging each other, playing with puppies, leaving early, and you can't help but think, 'maybe sales ain't for me. Maybe I deserve to be happy.' Well let me put those daydreams to rest because it's not always greener on the other side of the cannabis leaf. #Marketing #ThisIsMyNightmare #Kumbaya #Metadata #Ideation #14contentdownloads #hotleads #SalesVsMarketing
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I have a run-in with the office creeper. #officecreeper #alwayswatching #cubelife #alwayscreepin #IsThatChapstick #mouthbreather #humpday
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I finally got that offer.???? Bout to be in that start-up life. ?? #CorporateBro #newjobnextweek #startuplife #techsales #YeahISquatBruh #MM #twerk #work
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Bros are an endangered species and I aim to keep us alive. (Was testing out an intro when we made this, don't worry we stopped soon after) #WTFisShockJocking #CultureKiller #lockerroomtalk #TheSalesPit
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