Take a famous Christmas Song. Translate is directly to Japanese using an online translator. Then translate it back to English. This is what you get! Enjoy and thanks for voting. Keep voting and commenting for more topics!
Lyrics:
Better not pout, I'm telling you why
Santa Claus is coming to town
He's making a list and checking it twice
Gonna find out who's naughty and nice
Santa Claus is coming to town
He sees you when you're sleeping
He knows when you're awake
He knows when you've been bad or good
So be good for goodness sake
Oh! You better watch out, you better not cry
Better not pout, I'm telling you why
Santa Claus is coming to town
見る、よくするないさけびをよくする
ないふくれっつらをよくしなさい、私はなぜいっている
サンタクローズは町に来ている
かれはリストをつくって、にどてんけんしている
だれがいたずら、すばらしいかしらべることをいくこと
サンタクローズは町に来ている
かれはねむっているときあう
かれはめがさめているいつかしっている
かれはずっとわるくまたはよいいつかしっている
したがってごしょうだからよいがありなさい
Oh! 見るよくするないさけびをよくする
ないふくれっつらをよくしなさい、私はなぜい言っている
サンタクローズは町に来ている
You see, the scream which it improves and is not improved
Improve the swelling aspect which is not, I why say
Santa Claus has come to town
He inspects making the list, two degrees
Inspecting whether someone plays, is splendid go
Santa Claus has come to town
He meets when sleeping
As for him the eye has awakened, you have known once upon a time
He directly or is good badly, once upon a time you have known
Therefore therefore epigenesis it is good, but be
Oh, you see the scream which it improves and is not improved
Improve the swelling aspect which is not, I why say
Santa Claus has come to town
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