Find out why 7 out of 23 “experts” say that independent unverified non-single-blind studies have shown that only 7% of people actually care that April 1st is “April Fools Day”.
Of the nine people surveyed, three declined to answer.
Of the remaining seven contestants, 31% of those said “I don’t give a (expletive redacted) I hate April 1st because (expletive) holes always troll me.”
Of five eighths of half of the people not surveyed, how many cucumbers can Aunt Jodi fit in her mouth?
Bonus question:
Solve for X and remember to show your work.
An Important Note:
Of all the contestants surveyed, none understood the following quote, which clearly applies - “You couldn’t fool your mother on the ‘foolingest’ day of the year if you had an ELECTRIFIED FOOLING MACHINE!”
If you read this far your penis will fall off. If you’re a woman, insert “vaginé” in place of “Pénené”.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6AjN2KSZoa8
Eric Cutler and Danny Corrales have some of the creamiest, major pentatonic solos of any death metal band.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AZFJF5L4ceI
- AIEE!
- AAAAAARRRRGGHHH.....URRRRAAAAYYYAAAEEEYAAAA!
- REEEAH!
*just a few of Arnold’s famous quotes from the smash hit movie total recall from 1990. (Filmed in Mexico sadly)
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NsV3LXNmYUk