This song is 85% Kris Attfield's own creation, and 15% creative advice from a family friend who owns a Fender who shall also remain unnamed.
This song is titled 'For Telemarketers' ---- but nearly any unsolicited phone call from someone I don't know applies just as well, usually.
I suppose this would be a good place to mention the "Jolly Roger Telephone Company" --- a good service that helps fight unwanted phone calls. They can be found at https://jollyrogertelephone.com. I recommend checking them out.
My little rant about how I wasn't allowed to believe in my perceptions of reality. Something really strange going on there. I could go on and on and on for a very long time on topics like this, but keeping it down to 10 minutes seemed like a good idea.
This music was composed by Kris Attfield for his OUYA game Pfhonge. The original keyboard/piano recording is played first, followed by a presentation of the same tune on an electric guitar.
Eyodar Blanchevi and Salahal Tart are newly graduated elven ‘computer programmers’ who intend to start their own business to improve the user experience on the EAGLEs.
An EAGLE is essentially the electronic computational device that the mythical Empire of Degalsia uses to run their everyday business activities and maintain communications.
Before their business can begin operations, Salahal is attacked and mugged by a greedy and crazed dwarven kleptomaniac. Eyodar must start a company that’ll save the two friends financially, while a police-elf trio bands together to find the dwarf that attacked Salahal, before the thief does more damage.
Can Eyodar and Salahal make it in the big business of elven electronics in an empire corrupted by crime and scandal? Will the police catch Salahal’s attacker, or does a greed-crazed dwarf threaten to destroy the young friends’ hard work?
This is big-elven business in The Eagle’s Sore: A Novella.
Personal soundtrack for my life. I'm selling it rather than distributing it freely because I don't really care if people listen to it, which they probably won't if there's a price tag attached. If people listen, I might as well get some payment I guess. Not mandatory listening.
A Spooky life experience I had on the Winter Solstice of 2017. I've decided to paygate this video at 50 cents US because I am actually trying to limit the distribution. This story doesn't need to be free.
In my last video I showed that I had received my replacement intonation springs from the guitar store --- that means I'm now ready to use the whammy bar when playing this song I wrote. This song is 100% composed, written and performed by Kris Attfield. A completely new recording.