––––– ABOUT You know it, people other than you need to use it to do anything, including getting it. It's COVID Status Verification. If you have a functioning immune system and you know it, you're just screwed. This even affects things that are not pubs. YOU'RE GOING TO LOSE YOUR JOB!! A cold is more likely to affect you. That's how weak COVID-19 has become. You MUST share this with every single person you know NOW.
––––– CONTENTS - Discrimination against functional immune systems - Excuses to waste time in everyone's opinion, not just mine - Disagreement about the official symptoms - Some crap with MuricEL - Mathematics - Places other than Murica - The patent for stalking apps - The Great Reset is still real - Faster deaths from diseases you would actually notice - Subtitles
––––– MUSIC In the order it's heard: - Suspense Accent 03 from the Public Domain - The Problem intro 2021 (Extended) by El Has - MuricEL 1 by El Has - Know Your Enemy by Rage Against the Machine - BGM 5: To the Point by El Has - End Screen 2020 by El Has
––––– OTHER INFO This is original content Formed from nearly two years of unnecessary restrictions Edited with Final Cut Pro X Camera is Canon EOS 1300D Microphone is Blue Snowball
Episode 1 of 1
THIS SERIES HAS BEEN ABANDONED. WATCH THE NEWER VIDEOS ON HERE.
This is #BullshitQuizzes on The Problem, what was meant to be a new show presented by El Has, featuring a list of #quizzes about a topic from the Internet. He would rate rate each of their questions a score out of their total questions, based on their relevance to the topic they claim to answer.
Each question is rated either 'relevant' or 'bullshit'. Relevant questions score a point for that quiz. The point is not to answer honestly (although I already know the answer is 'no'). The topic of these quizzes are 'Are you Gay?'
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Table of contents:
- Quiz 1: https://www.allthetests.com/quiz34/quiz/1502042431/Gay-Test
- Quiz 2: https://www.pinknews.co.uk/2016/01/23/this-quiz-claims-to-be-able-to-tell-your-sexuality-based-on-images/
- Quiz 3: https://www.thequiz.com/if-you-score-less-than-100-on-this-quiz-youre-definitely-gay/
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Discord: https://discord.gg/xBGecUh
Twitter: https://www.twitter.com/Elhoffo_Has
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This is original content.
Edited with Final Cut Pro X
Screen Recorder is QuickTime Player
Camera is Canon EOS 1300D
Microphone is Industry Standard Sound Lapel Mic
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This is the full series Emptying the Bag, originally uploaded to "GooTube" throughout 2019 and 2020, it features El Has emptying his bags to dispose of things his school give him. There are nine episodes and a video explaining why there was no finale. The chapter list is below.
BUY HUMANS INCARNATE: https://distrokid.com/hyperfollow/elhas/humans-incarnate
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The point of this series was to show people that schools give people far too much shit that we're expected to keep for no goddamn reason. Some things got cut out of episode 8 and 9. They were relegated to "bonus material" on GooTube, but because the music already existed, adding some of the clips back in would disrupt it, and that would be rather strange. The original versions can be found on YouTube in this playlist: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLa0PSaCOS5w_ccschiKFba-2ReeZrKMG6
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Table of contents:
00:00:00 - Introduction
00:00:08 - Episode 1: New Concept
00:13:11 - Episode 2: Three Weeks Later...
00:25:27 - Episode 3: Summer Preparation
00:31:54 - Episode 4: First Bag Empty of Year 11
00:37:36 - Episode 5: New Year makes no Difference
00:52:22 - Episode 6: It's Too Late for my Back
01:02:05 - Episode 7: Not the Last Episode
01:09:50 - Episode 8: Emptying the Box
01:32:04 - Episode 9: Emptying the Other Box
02:07:04 - Why There's no Finale for Emptying the Bag/Box
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Find out what I do at https://el-has.webflow.io/
This is original content.
Formed from repeated bag-filling
Edited with Final Cut Pro X
Cameras are Canon EOS 1300D, DBPOWER Model N5 & Panasonic HX-DC3
Microphones are Canon EOS 1300D, Blue Snowball iCE, Industry Standard Sound Lapel Mic & Panasonic HX-DC3
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If the video doesn't work in the browser, you'll need to open this in one of the LBRY apps. Find out how to get them by going to https://lbry.com/get
BUY HUMANS INCARNATE: https://distrokid.com/hyperfollow/elhas/humans-incarnate
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This is a video containing the full complete series called Watching Adverts that Should not be, which I started on "GooTube" in September 2019 and finished in December 2020. The original series can be found in its playlist at https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLa0PSaCOS5w8ttfcG6o-15F7I2bIUj-UH and the surviving adverts that were watched here can be found in https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLa0PSaCOS5w9DmbdpHnbLDrPzN5GOlg2F
The adverts in this series fall into many categories: scams, random videos that don't advertise anything, children's videos made by pædophiles, full songs that we can listen to for free if you put them up as adverts, and the VERY OCCASIONAL advert. None of these are very good, and I wasted way too much time on pronouncing things wrong, getting pissed off at people's inabilities to do another take (even when I had that inability) and trying to fit all the actual titles onto the screen in the credits. As a result, some of the title and channel names had to be changed slightly due to a variety of reasons, and as a whole, I had to render the video into H.264 "faster encode" otherwise FCP would crash, and it usually isn't available to you if you're *choosing where your goddamn file goes.* It also means the video doesn't open in QuickTime for some reason. No thanks to you for not watching, but thanks for the LBC.
Table of contents:
0:00:00 - Introduction
0:00:10 - Episode 1: Watching Adverts that Should not be
0:15:17 - Episode 2: Watching more Adverts that Should not be
0:30:15 - Episode 3: Watching the Third Round of Adverts
0:45:49 - Episode 4: Watching Adverts that Don't Advertise Anything
1:20:05 - Episode 5 Part 1: Watching Adverts that are Mostly Scams
1:50:53 - Episode 5 Part 2: Watching too many Adverts that Should not be
2:13:36 - Episode 6 Part 1: Watching infuriating Adverts that Should not be
2:56:09 - What should have been Episode 6 Part 2
3:02:01 - Episode 6 Part 2: Watching Concerning Adverts that Should not be
3:54:22 - Episode 6 Part 3: Watching Adverts that Should not be FOR THE LAST TIME
5:08:37 - Very long credits reel
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https://el-has.webflow.io/
This is original content.
Formed from far too much wasted time
Edited with Final Cut Pro X
Screen Recorder is QuickTime Player
Cameras are MacBook Air 6,2 Webcam, possibly a Canon EOS 1300D & DBPOWER Model N5
Microphones are Blue Snowball iCE, Industry Standard Sound Lapel Mic & iPhone 6S
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––––– ABOUT
While I was looking for evidence to confirm or deny claims from @neilmccoyward:a that all those MPs had suspiciously resigned within 10 minutes of each other, I found a document that was a consultation response about reforming the Human Rights Act. Surprise surprise, it makes the state of human rights a lot worse. Claims it makes include:
- Privacy must be balanced, meaning we have to remove it
- We'll completely get the definition of 'transparent' wrong
- Oh my god juries are totally unbiased 100% of the time
- Abuse victims should be awarded more abuse
- The court should have to ORDER JOURNALISTS TO SHOW PEOPLE THE EVIDENCE
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EL HAS MUSIC: https://el-has.webflow.io/channels/el-has-music
SUSTAIN MY EXISTENCE: https://subscribestar.com/el-has
HUMANS INCARNATE: https://el-has.webflow.io/music-releases/humans-incarnate
Read many versions of the document: https://www.gov.uk/government/consultations/human-rights-act-reform-a-modern-bill-of-rights/
Watch the uncut stream: https://odysee.com/@El-Has-The-Problem:0/LawReading-HumanRightsAct:6
Find out what I do at https://el-has.webflow.io/
This probably has something to do with https://weforum.org/
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0:00:00 Introductions
0:05:11 The Role Gets Stronger
0:09:02 How to Stop More Rights Happening
0:12:33 Fucking Up Loads of Things
0:16:46 Devolution, Unwilling Juries and Bullshit
0:27:21 Stop! There's Too Many Rights!
0:37:23 Outright Stated Limitations and The End
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In order:
- BGM 3: Be Calm or Else
- BGM 5: To the Point
- BGM 8: Forgotten Pain
- As-yet-Unreleased Song
- BGM 6: Enough Fooling Around
- Event: Modular Advert
- Show People the Evidence (Instrumental) https://el-has.webflow.io/music-releases/spte/
- BGM 4: Directive not Present
- BGM 7: Get a Move On
- End Screen (2022 Short Version)
Welcome to the fourth episode of The Problem, brought over from "GooTube" on 11/11/2020 after being originally uploaded on 18/11/2019. The original description is loosely as follows:
The Children's Online Privacy Protection Act intends to stop children seeing dangerous things on the Internet. However, on YouTube, its implementation could've use some work. Watch to find out what the situation looked like near the end of 2019.
The petition to not fine people hundreds of millions of dollars was https://www.change.org/p/youtubers-and-viewers-unite-against-ftc-regulation. The goal was once a million and kept doubling. They increased the target to unattainable heights repeatedly, so the laws have already gone into effect.
You would've had to go to https://www.regulations.gov/comment?D=FTC-2019-0054-0001 and tell the Federal Trade Commission that 42 grand is more than most people earn in two years, and that nobody knows what is and isn’t safe. Don't worry, you can enter anonymously! DO NOT GIVE THEM YOUR ADDRESS.
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Table of contents:
- Fines of over two years' wages
- Blurred lines between safe and dangerous
- Suggestion of more steps for rating videos
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This is original content.
Formed from the aftermath of the latest order by the Federal Trade Commission
Edited with Final Cut Pro X
Camera is Canon EOS 1300D
Microphone is Blue Snowball iCE
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Season 1 Episode 5, brought over from "GooTube" on 11/11/2020 after being originally uploaded on 01/02/2020
This video is about the implementation of Closed Captions on YouTube. It details how the subtitles support colour and positioning but their own editor doesn't allow us to modify them, and how the captions don't show up in the right place half the time anyway. I go into there being subtitles on this video, but that only applies to the YouTube version, which is https://youtu.be/zxMl8Zsb4oI
This video features an explanation of 16:9 subtitles on a 16:10 display using a screen recording from Drake's CEA-608 test which was originally https://youtu.be/zjIsu593tjk. I don't know if it's here.
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Table of contents:
- Comparison of three subtitle file formats
- Review of the CEA-608 support
- Automatic subtitles
- Unexpected rant about NTSC SD VS PAL SD
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This is original content.
Formed from 14 years of subtitles being supported in any form
Edited with Final Cut Pro X
Screen Recorder is QuickTime Player
Camera is Canon EOS 1300D
Microphones are Industry Standard Sound Lapel Mic and Blue Snowball iCE
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––––– ABOUT
As it turned out, I have unlocked the ability to stream on here with not enough LBC. Odysee also saves replays and lets me show them. Now, ONLY SUBSCRIBE TO THE CHANNEL IF YOU ARE GOING TO WATCH THE VIDEOS ON IT!!
"The livestream menu has arrived. I don't know if I'm allowed to stream yet because I still don't have enough LBC but we shall see."
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Uncut Streams: https://odysee.com/$/list/d9f72e62fb01c1a858b3f7aed6766fe14933faea
The Problem Season 3: N/A
The latest episode of What the WEF is Doing: https://odysee.com/@El-Has-The-Problem:0/WTWID-E7-DigitalIdentityDocuments:f?lid=3a60c63af4cfec49950420ab451c63d6ce5bf006
First Single from Album 1 EP 5: https://el-has.webflow.io/music-releases/spte
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Streamed with OBS
Camera is Larmtek HD USB Webcam
Microphone is Blue Snowball
System sound captured with BlackHole
Season 3 Episode X
––––– ABOUT
This video was recorded as Dolby Vision by accident, so it might look weird, or it might not even play. I also haven't been able to edit it, or even change it to SDR without losing colour. I explain that here. PAY ATTENTION WHILE THE VIDEO PLAYS.
The main issue here is all the bastards who are committing identity fraud. I, @El-Has, host this channel, @El-Has-The-Problem. Both names get stolen. Handles count as names. I need your help removing the fakers, and also keeping myself alive. Just watch the video, because this is enough description text as is.
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REAL THE PROBLEM: https://el-has.webflow.io/channels/the-problem
EL HAS MUSIC: https://el-has.webflow.io/channels/el-has-music
FAKER: https://el-has.webflow.io/music-releases/faker
HUMANS INCARNATE: https://el-has.webflow.io/music-releases/humans-incarnate
SUSTAIN MY EXISTENCE: https://www.subscribestar.com/el-has
GOOTUBE (in case this doesn't work): https://youtu.be/JSlNLTj4Wjs
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- Instructions for location
- Technical failings
- Identity fraud