I AM SPONSORED BY EVERYONE. BUT ALSO, NO ONE. Full Video: https://youtu.be/h61AcM7_bOE Tonight, we will be playing Never Have I Ever, also known as "How Can I Make 6/10 People Look Like Cool Party Dudes, 2/10 People Look Psychotic, and a Further 2/10 People Look Like the Most Boring Lame-Ass Dopes Imaginable?" See if you can guess which category your boy fits into. A few hints; I've never played Fortnite, I've never been in a relationship, and I've never gotten drunk. But, I have ridden a motorcycle so I am automatically the coolest party dude...house rules. Our inebriated temporary host, Mega Man, will kick off a fine game of Yes or No, also known as "NO ONE KNOWS HOW TO PLAY THIS GOD DAMN GAME." Though unsolicited, I receive some interesting offers from 6'5" Winnie the Pooh, who appears to be spearheading a great limited time special involving some sweet tender loving and a Big Mac. Speaking of unsolicited, limited time, special offers, did I mention this video is sponsored by everyone? That's right - Raycon, CuriosityStream, Skillshare, Squarespace, The Great Courses Plus, Dashlane, NordVPN, ExpressVPN, Raid: Shadow Legends, War Thunder, World of War Tanks, Blue Apron, G-Fuel, Trade Coffee, Honey, Harry's Razors, Dollar Shave Club. The gang's all here and they are prepared to have your babies. And if you know what's good for your babies, you will keep them away from the oak tree on the hill, in front of the Never Have I Ever play area. There's demonic spirits around that tree. Thankfully, I happen to be an expert in the ancient martial art of exorcism, so I swiftly step to action to dispatch the unholy beast who has found its way into a bisected compatriot. Well, friends, I believe this wraps up the sponsorship journey. The joke has been mercilessly kicked and pummeled into the pavement and I think it's just getting disrespectful at this point. Like, you don't gotta piss on the corpse; that's just wrong. Anyways, I'm gonna go hemorrhage some files from my computer so it actually has usable storage space. I'll see you guys soon for more VRChat - not actually in VR - videos. Bye for now. Disclaimer: I'm not sponsored by anybody, don't sue me bro. I'm not trying to clap legal cheeks. ... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kJprEeSwalA

LOOK AT THIS NFT! EVERY TIME YOU DO, YOU OWE ME ROYALTIES! Join me on Twitch!: https://www.twitch.tv/jamesvariety I'm gonna get straight to brass tax here, folks! If you ain't buying the dip, you're sleeping. Nothing here but Benjis! In thirty years, I'll let this beaut go for a few mil. Chump change, at that point! Happy Christmas, you magnificent apes. Plz dun scrnshoot tnx. Senpai: https://www.twitch.tv/senpai_metal #NFT #BuyTheDip #HODL ... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ocxnm9UeepM

8-bit cover of the car dealership menu music from Gran Turismo 3. The song is also called "Light Velocity". Originally composed by Isamu Ohira Transcription & pixel art by me ... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JuG9ErLtbHc

A Viking I am not... A steel anvil would be a more worthwhile addition to this boat. The crew would be more well off to hire a thrift shop garden gnome with my face taped on. I once knew a guy who was the manager of a local used car dealer. He had worked in that position for around 15 years before finally deciding to retire with his wife to the Keys. One of the things he and his wife did during his first year out of work was to take a 15-day cruise to the Bahamas, Jamaica, and a handful of other sunny Caribbean destinations. On the 4th night of the cruise, while in the restrooms during a formal dinner, he overheard a couple of gravelly voices speaking of their intentions to execute the captain, tie up the crew, and take the whole ship hostage. As they argued for and against the plan, reminding each other not to betray their nationalistic motivations, the man was inclined to warn the captain. He attempted to sneak out of the bathroom but they caught sight of him and knew immediately what he intended to do. So, they began to follow him. Through the dining hall, past the many tables set with silverware, and into the main atrium. In the reflections of the crystal and gold embellishments surrounding the elevators, the plotters still stood, awaiting his attention. He calmly called an elevator and held the door for them, and they hesitantly shuffled into the car. Total silence fell as the doors clicked closed and the lift eased into motion. Eyes darted all around the enclosed space as the men prepared to start their assault. The man unbuttoned his jacket and in a blur, plunged a steak knife into the back of one of the assailants. And before the other two could react, the man pulled himself off the ground, by the knife and the handrail and kicked a heel against each of their spines, sounding a crack and sending them headfirst into the wall, rattling the moving elevator. By the time the doors opened on the 12th floor of the ship, three men lay dead on the elevator floor and one man emerged, throwing off his bloodied blazer and booking it for the bridge. He would soon arrive and alert the crew of the danger. But soon after, there took place a day's long game of Die Hard-esque cat and mouse between him and the countless goons that populated the distressed vessel. As the sun rose over the Atlantic that next morning, the man would be equipped with the many weapons of their fallen. While many of the crew and passengers had indeed been captured and taken as hostages, they were freed, slowly but surely, over the course of the night and ordered down into the lower decks. There was one terrorist remaining - one of the chief architects of the undertaking, Roger Gigliotti. He had a brief hand-to-hand encounter with the man in one of the ship's restaurants that ... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_JMQKc1Lt9c