I have got a problem = You have got a problem? What problem have you got? = The problem that I have got is that I do not like you anymore not at all no not at all I have had enough of you I have had my fill of you I mean that I wish now to proceed to new pastures to new Domains wherein I may develop and thrive naturally and freely and uninhibited by any suffocating atmospheres emanating in any existential perplexity developed in any or some incongruous futile or inappropriate aspirations on your part. In other words - and in short - I wish and require that you not be at all upset disturbed or otherwise unduly inconvenienced in the new knowledge that I am now fully and completely satisfied of my need to discharge you as superfluous and irrelevant to me now and presently and in futurity. = I see yes I grasp your predicament momently can you tell me then how may I now assist you in the resolution or reduction or amelioration of these problematic issues trepidations premonitions and reservations that you have so delineated as arising in your natural Empathy for me as so and finally expended into oblivion at this time? = Well it certainly is the case that were you now to evince an authentic and total indifference to the existence of my regard for you either formerly or presently I would be satisfied in that that you were not in any condition of acute emotional disturbance arising in some or any novel awareness of my recently developed and burgeoning revulsion for you. In this; I would be assured and reassured. Naturally. = Very well then: Be assured and be reassured that you have ever and always been regarded by me as being nothing more than a trifling confection and if I may say so evocative of nothing more than a useless and unsightly fleck of Mucous drawn upon the adoring face of Love I have known you to be nothing more than a plain Chaffinch whiterring pleasantly but ineffectually and meaninglessly at the very background of my sensibility you mean nothing to me more than that and you never have at any time surpassed in significance some or any minor inconvenience Trivial and Anodyne at best is what you have been to me your existence and your regard for me is in its magnitude nature and detail a matter of no moment as far as I am concerned. = Gracious friend! This is good news most splendid indeed and in fact! I am liberated now perfectly in your wholesome and selfless magnanimity Peace is ours now. = ... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RgXfegnJSqk

There is something there is nothing there is anything with anything it is either there or anything is there or it is not there or anything it is not there it is something anything it is nothing anything it is anything something nothing anything everything and anything and it is that all that there is to it is anything. ... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XawysOVVbt8

#Johnny Gook likes to soak his meat in shit that is how he created a new Novel Virus and now we are all a getting it when you soak your meat in shit because you are a dirty Gook brained desperate savage and that is how you like it that engineers a splendid novelty in the virus department ex nihilo and like Magic Johnny Gook has done us all a favour his creative powers his filthy squalid lust for shitty meaty flavour has perked us all up and given us something to savour a new disease is very entertaining and you cannot go outside now despite the fact that it is not raining. ... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5xpo9b1HAlY

Lo! Come Hither! I ask that you be Kind And look to here some due regard For I think that you will find I have a tasty fruit farm a vintage to remind those ripened aspirations Yet clinging to their bark Apollo is a bitter Snake And He writhes without a spark Bleak memory of the never was To take you from behind Most Roughly. I bid request that you fair mark it Saintly fellows one and all Cometh now Dionysius into this new Gilded Hall Pang Him Task Her a fresh near tear Cause it to account Plainly now and ask it No rich or franked amount So to your Courtly Princely guide Breach him your Nut in Wisely She will set you on the Other path Blithely And jerk her Hips and fine and now and then and Slake The embers of Our Hearth Reprisely Go then nutty on my fruit farm Go then queerly on my guise Come now and close and Toe to Toe And burn at my Surprise. ... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HqJ0q4Cl_KI