It's so dense. Lyrics: When you think the next one may not be that bad (It's a trap!) But this wouldn't be the first time you've been had (It's a trap!) When you reckon that this bit looks kinda rad (It's a trap!) You think a man who can't do endings gonna magically mend this s*** When your friends are really hyped but they drink soy (It's a trap!) And the critics are all in Disney's employ (It's a trap!) When there's no IP the Mouse will not destroy (It's a trap!) When Lucasfilm's feminist pres picks her staff for their genitals When the mystery box contains nothing at all (It's a trap!) And the dialogue's too 'tarded to recall (It's a trap!) When Ridley is outacted by a ball (It's a trap!) When your protagonist's nagging don't quit and her progress is effortless When every white guy is BTFO'd (It's a trap!) And you have to switch your brain to moron mode (It's a trap!) When they gave the keys to this limp-wristed toad (It's a trap!) When you're racist and sexist no matter what your objection is When they think hugging is how you win a war (It's a trap!) And you wonder what the f*** they're fighting for (It's a trap!) And Poe and Kylo aside, everyone's a bore (It's a trap!) When this incompetent in a frock isn't thrown out the airlock When their treatment of our childhood heroes sucks (It's a trap!) And they either rip s*** off or f*** things up (It's a trap!) When their aim appears to be to go bankrupt (It's a trap!) As sure as Jabba loves to brap, it's a motherf***in' trap, yo ... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dPsEm18k8Qg

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