These tall niqqas sware they hard and too good. Everyone noes short niqqas do it bettah.
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Today, Mr. Almonte interviews someone who is facebook famous with almost 50,000 subscribers on Facebook by the name of Emmy! Emy thinks he can be a very important asset to Toelocker's business!
This is a spoof of the actual REAL-LIFE benefits of being facebook famous(almost none). Most Facebook Famous people that take pride in a frivolous number of subscribers and likes on their statuses are talentless.
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FKA Twigs and Anderson Paak shape-shift our reality with their new Apple Homepod commercial. And it’s all over our social media feeds.
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Almonte’s anthem in variations composes the blurred perspective of an Undercover cop on the front lines of the War on Drugs.
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Jeffrey Almonte performs the poem that defines who he is by exposing words lodged in the throats of those outcasts that have no voice. This is the first time he's ever spoken on a stage. A very humbling experience. This clean variation of his poem includes more literary techniques of allusion and pun with added lines for length and fluidity(to make it sound more like a speech, rather than an acapella rap) while being graphically appropriate for audiences of all ages.
A Special Thanks to Brianna Corporan for recording this footage.
Another thanks for this opportunity from directors that held the "Project SYS(Save the youth)" talent showcase in Washington Heights.
Poem:
If your mind is hermetically locked,
my words will be relatively frightening.
But, no worries; I've got the key of Locke,
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Good men are faithful. But great men cheat. Men have the inheritable desire to cheat on their wives for mere practice to learn new ways to please their main wife. However, women don't have a justifiable cause for cheating. It is very easy to please a man in a relationship. Men are simple both mentally and physically. There is no need for women to need extra practice unless out of vanity and greed from their own selfish desire. Relationships need great sex or they will simply not function. Men need practice in order to please their women. Every perfect man is an unfaithful man.
The Realest Nigga Alive brings a part 2 to the original "Real Men Cheat" which can be seen here: http://youtu.be/ucgggScacxI
Disclaimer: The Realest Nigga Alive is merely a devil's advocate meant to present justifications for social immoralities and "taboos" in order to enlighten people's ability to change perspectives. This series does not reflect any of Jeffrey Almonte's standards whatsoever.
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A stack of 1,000 dollars in singles glued together probably wouldn't bend as easily as the phone with the same value. First-day consumers of the iPhone 6 and iPhone 6 plus are reporting noticeable bends and curves in their sleekly designed, aluminum builds. I thought it was a hoax at first. Sadly, something this pathetic is a cold reality for people who dented their pockets for a dented phone. Protective cases shouldn't be a necessity as it would render the entire marketing of its sleek design to be obsolete and pointless. Who cares about how thing and comfy it feels in your hand if you need to spend top dollar on insurance and safety cases to make sure it even holds up? People make the most ridiculous excuses for the companies that rip them off. Apple being one of the most overpriced in their goods, deteriorating in physical quality every year. All of these gimmicks are to distract consumers from what should really matter about their phone; the basics like their phone not breaking and battery not dying halfway through their day. I really hope people can just get their refund even if they didn't get insurance for accidental damage. This is not the consumer's accident. This is irresponsibility in development and testing. This flaw in the design of the build should be fixed. The phone being referred too is the off-contract 128GB iPhone 6 PLUS when I say 1,000 Dollars btw.
You only get the lower prices when you sign under the two-year contracts of slavery with a phone company.
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