The end.
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Postal: Classic and Uncut playlist:
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLVED6FDJHueTppHeDWgvY_ZEn5QHDS3-w
I regret nothing.
https://www.patreon.com/JohnnyDFox
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8EXGSHdWzmo
You can demand, but you're not getting any from me. In case it's still unclear, I never pay attention to anything.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iJFMVAFB6AI
CHAPTER 3: DIRTY SECRETS
Garrett is looking for a book somewhere below the city where the House of Blossoms, the classiest whore house in The City resides. Garrett just needs to find this brothel, then the book, and finally leave.
100% loot and collectibles.
You can just as well enter the House of Blossoms through the front door by pulling the lever since it leads to the same place the "sneaky" route does with one extra sleepy guard you can simply walk past, but it takes around the same amount of time because the doors (there's another one after the first one) open very, very slowly, hiding a loading screen and I just figured it's more entertaining to watch a character move and climb and sneakily use a "secret" entrance than watch a character stand in one place for a minute while doors open.
On easier difficulties with no optional challenges selected you can make the brothel part ridiculously easy by knocking everyone out in one fell swoop. In the locked room behind the opium tank is a passage that leads to a box you can deactivate with the wire cutters, and then all you need to do is pull the lever next to the opium tank where one of the girls is working and there you go, everyone's unconscious. This doesn't work on Master difficulty or with the "no harming civilians/guards" extra settings since the opium will knockout civilians and guards, but no matter. I mean, what kind of sneaking game would it be if there was nobody to sneak by? It is, however, the easiest way to get that one trophy for environmental knockouts.
Usually I record runs of levels that even a complete amateur could just copy outright and successfully complete the same way as I do, but the brothel part in this video is not possible to be played out the EXACT same way I did with the EXACT same timing because there was a slight AI error that forced me to change my plans on the fly, but the error worked in my favour because my original plan would've taken half a minute longer and looked dumber.
That one peep hole I didn't look through? Through it you can see one of the blossoms riding cowgirl on a client. I figured it's a bit too risque to show on YouTube, that's why I skipped it. It's a shame I'm not a sad teen learning new things about my body without the Internet anymore, or this game and that peep hole in particular might've felt like God sent on the quieter evenings. Unfortunately I grew up at some point, don't exactly know when.
That one glowing bit on the wall in the secret room in the library is a focus point, an upgrade for focus powers that I don't use for the obvious reasons. Maybe if the passive power of increased zoom works regardless of the extra settings I could upgrade it, that could be of some use, but I doubt it.
I don't care what some people say, the towers are
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Qrq_1teOZY
"The loyalists, with Kane's help, are beating back the insurrection backed by The7, who are now held up in El Capitolio. Kane and Lynch have fought their way to final battle ground... tonight it will end."
Kane & Lynch: Dead Men playlist: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLVED6FDJHueQZnEOmalZpfYhM_XciEJ0R
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4QYkHy-iieI
The final node supplying Shandor's system power is on Shandor's own lost island that just recently rose from it's watery grave, so the Ghostbusters head there. Once this place is shut down, there should be no more problems.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VZaaNw0ZUM8
Here's my playthrough of Crash Bandicoot, played on the PS3.
Quite recently I was away on holiday, stuck in a remote area where the only thing to pass the time with was my Vita and I played a lot of Crash 3 on it, so much so that when I came back home I figured I might as well try to record a 105% playthrough of it. Then I thought it would be silly to only play the third game of the series when I have such easy access to the previous games as well, so I decided to try my hand at the original, which I had previously played only once up to the Native Village and didn't enjoy at all.
After I test-completed Crash Bandicoot the first time I thought the game was so difficult that I better stock up on lives when I actually record it, but that was a waste of time. I had 99 lives halfway through the game and the playthrough was around 2 hours. So I recorded it again, this time not going for the fruits and again had 99 lives soon after the halfway point and only about 5 minutes cut from the first recording.
So I asked myself, why the hell am I still doing the bonus rounds? I clearly don't need the lives and the loading screen time is tripled, meaning I would probably want to edit them out and that would be a lot of unnecessary click-and-drag-work to destroy my wrist with. So I recorded the game yet again, this time not doing any of the bonus rounds (unless by accident). I still collected all the boxes that I could on the way and avoided dying, and the playthrough was around an hour and a half, just short enough that I might as well upload it all in one long video.
Of course, that still wasn't it. One morning I woke up with my first thought being "Hour and thirty minutes is too long for a video, do it again."
Clearly I were getting a bit too obsessed with playing and recording an old PS1 game I didn't even enjoy playing at first, but I did a fifth take anyway, implementing speedrun strats on the fly. I even watched CaneofPacci's AGDQ 2014 run and Samura1man's old WR run first to see if there were any major tricks I could try and ape, the big ones being the Sunset Vista out-of-bounds trick and using the green gem route in one of the later levels.
Thus, here we are now, with a casual playthrough of Crash Bandicoot that's in truth just a sad imitation of a speedrun because I wanted to upload a shorter video.
That, folks, is the grand story of me playing Crash Bandicoot. I chronicle it here now so the young'uns in the future will be aware of this tumultuous chapter in mankind's history books so they can make up their own minds of how it impacted their lives.
Personally I'd just say "Who the hell cares."
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jywSwFa_9eA
Diana has located the last remaining cult member and creator of the virus, Owen Cage, who has injected himself with the virus in an attempt to spread it. He was caught before he could infect anyone else and is currently being studied at the GAMA facility in Hokkaido by an Ether scientist named Klaus Liebleid who intends to reverse engineer and profit from the virus.
47 must kill both Owen Cage and Klaus Liebleid, as well as anyone else infected, in order to stop the virus for good.
Originally, just for fun, I wanted to be slow and let the virus spread a lot more and even infect 47 so I would have to go use the cure, but I couldn't figure out a way to make it all happen without the gameplay looking forced and dumb. Then, when I realised that Klaus must die while Owen is on his way to the operating theater or else Owen will never move from his room, I decided to just be quick and not as fun because I knew I wanted this video to have the poison injection kill and the only (planned) future method video for this mission to be "SASO with inferno".
Funny thing about this level that you can probably figure out from the video is that you can kill EVERYONE in this level loud and still get Silent Assassin rating as long as you get everyone infected first. I did just that originally when I was completing the challenges.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yC9w2Hk4KpM
"Kane knew more than he let on. "Stealing" the briefcase from the bank was not entirely true, as Kane was in possession of the safe box combination.
Lynch starts showing alarming signs of instability, cracking under the pressure and starts killing civilians."
Kane & Lynch: Dead Men playlist: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLVED6FDJHueQZnEOmalZpfYhM_XciEJ0R
Fun mission the first time, but I restarted this chapter from beginning who knows how many times because of glitches like immediately failing when entering the parking lot or getting stuck inside walls or cutscenes not having correct camera angles. I could've just restarted scenes and saved time, sure, but it's my personal preference to restart full chapters/levels in games instead of last checkpoint, especially when recording.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f0FdhhMGOBE