I Performed an Anime Themed Magic Show at College!
This performance was done for a college event by Sean Whittaker. The performance is a parody magic show called "In Another World With My Playing Cards." With anime and weeaboo themes.
Music:
James Paget — Throw Off the Bowlines
Arrietty's Song -- Studio Ghibli
Sweet Victory --David Glen
Script:
In Another World with My Playing-Cards
A parody magic routine written and performed by Sean Whittaker.
Introduction:
(James Paget — Throw Off the Bowlines begins to play in the background as Sean enters the stage with a prop case in hand.)
Sean: Many years ago, after clicking on a sketchy popup add I found on 4chan, I was teleported into another world where I fought many mythical beasts such as goblins, dragons, and werewolves. It was from then on, I discovered the art of magic, while training under my sensei Nagamatsu, while also developing a massive harem of highly attractive anime girls. My name is Sean the magical Weeaboo, and I have the power of magic, and anime on my side!
(Sean places his prop case beside the table. He then pulls out a body pillow sheet of himself which he uses as a tablecloth. Once the sheet is placed on the table, he pulls out a deck of playing cards.)
Sean: Day by day, year after year, magicians from all over the globe have been locating playing-cards chosen from members of the audience and lost between the other cards. It is by far the most overused trope in the entire magic-show genre. So tonight, I will not only be finding a chosen card, but will be doing so in the most elaborate way possible!
Sean: You sir, in the front, please lay your finger upon any card you desire. Alright, please keep this card locked inside your head.
(Sean goes back to the stage and shows the card to the rest of the audience.)
Sean: As for the rest of you! Take a look at this card as this is the card we will be using for tonight’s act! Now watch closely because what you are about to witness has never been done by any other magician. Dead or alive.
(Sean pull a paper bag out of his prop case. He dumps the cards into the bag and goes back to his case to pull out oven mitts. After putting the oven mitts on he attempts to find the card inside the bag while wearing oven mitts.)
Sean: One card and one card only, your chosen card, the (Names card)
(Wrong card. Music stops. Depending on the audience reaction Sean Improvs reaction lines such as “What do you mean this isn’t your card?!” “What’s so funny?” Once he notices the card is incorrect, Sean then sits down on the table facing the audience as “Arrietty’s Song” plays.)
Sean: Dammit!
(Sean steps out in front of the table and sits down on it.)
Sean: You know, this isn’t the first time I bombed a magic trick on stage, and if it wasn’t for the support I was shown back in the other world, who knows where I would have ended up today. Sensei Nagamatsu, I know you may never forgive me for saving the life of a dragon girl, but I wish I could have shown my gratitude one last time before my execution. If it wasn’t for that night, I would have never understood the importance of my sensei’s lesson. A magician must be prepared to change direction at any time. Sensei, I have not forgot what you taught me, and tonight, through the power of your wisdom, I am going to make your words become a reality.
Sean: Before I came here tonight, I created a prediction. And now has come time, for my grand reveal.
(Sweet victory begins to play as Sean jumps onto the table and rips his jacket off revealing their card across his shirt.)
Sean: My name is Sean the magical weeaboo, and I have the power of magic and anime on my side!!!
When You FINALLY Crack The Code Right Before You Fall Asleep...
This video is a comedy skit about what it feels like to finally crack the code right before you fall asleep. You've probably experienced it before. You're laying in bed and suddenly, you think up some amazing plan to completely turn your life around or maybe even become a famous YouTuber!
That's right! The war has begun! Just you wait Mr Beast, just you wait PewDePie because pretty soon, I am going to become GOD of this new algorithm!
I Applied For A Job With This Video...
Here is a comedic, exaggerated comedy skit, I used when applying for a job as a trivia host. I was asked to send a short video where I explain why I would be a great canidate for the job, and this is the audition they got...
Although they did get back to me, my current situation wouldn't let me accept the job. I now work with another company that does the same thing.
When You Take Notes During A Lecture... (Online meeting comedy skit)
Everyone knows that feeling. You're in the middle of a meeting or lecture, and something important is stated, so you take note of it and when you look back up at the screen; the speaker is on a entirely new topic. This is the online meeting humor, that's being showcased in this funny online lecture skit.
All You Normies In The Back: Official Music Video
Back-track: Clown World.
Lyrics:
All you normies in the back, it's time to meet the sho-dan,
It's the magic weeaboo, bustin them beats from japan.
Arigato mother fuckers, I think I'm ready to blow,
That is to whip out my accordion, and prepare for a show.
As my cards slip past your table, you won't believe in your eyes,
With the movement of my hands, I'll make a pleasent suprise.
R U R' U' it's time I try to keep up my flow,
let the timer beat my PB as I lube this bit hole.
All you normies in the back, it's time to meet the sho-dan,
It's the magic weeaboo, bustin them beats from japan.
Arigato mother fuckers, I think I'm ready to blow,
That is to whip out my accordion, and to prepare for a show.
I'll break my record, beat the test, my puzzle skills are the best.
Reading fiction, writing stories of the ultimate text.
If you dare to post that comment, prepare to put up a fight,
As this verse express's my freedom, standing up for what's right, uh.