I WILL RANT ABOUT ANYTHING FOR $5–submit requests thru PATREON DMs ++ https://www.patreon.com/goldenwitchfire Video score by Cranberry Dave and Dyron Miller of SUCKERPUNCH ++ https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLhQW-QJH7msY-uOcU7eE_UuL7VW_CzjYv Hurricane Season ++ https://open.spotify.com/album/1KrCesFdssUqTREwzTPwVB?si=kpD5cwViT5mg0f8Z3rMPAA ANIME ALPHABET ++ https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLw6UBKuaMyFCKrC7j2yoj5_vSLvfutsfk SUBSTACK ++ https://goldenwitch.substack.com/ JITTERY ZEITGEIST ++ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BnYrmHWZJBU&t THE NEW VOIDGAZERS PODCAST ++ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NBMO5bhqh_A THE BEST HOUR OF TRIAL OF THE GOLDEN WITCH ++ https://open.spotify.com/playlist/2Y08FQy0OHZmj98rLTEHyZ?si=7768f9b36c3b4bbd TWITTER ++ https://twitter.com/goldenwitchfire INSTAGRAM ++ https://www.instagram.com/goldenwitchfire/ WHATCHA REVIEWIN': https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCS4a3Uu9bqHkzUhlQm2n5VQ #VLOGUST ... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ol_yc8JQKvw

YOU WOULD THINK WE'RE SCOOBY-DOO AND CARMEN SANDIEGO, WAY THEY ALWAYS ASKIN' 'WHERE WE AT?' I'LL BEAT YOUR DUDE IN HALO LAUGH AT HIM AND TELL HIM HE'S A FAG I DON'T GOT NO HALO JUST A FUCKIN' MASSIVE WITCH HAT BRINGIN' RAGE BACK, YEAH, 'CAUSE I MISS THAT!! WHERE THE BITCH AT? ASKIN' LIKE I'M MARIO JUDAH BRACE FOR IMPACT!! REVY TWO-HAND WITH THE SHOOTERS BRRATT!! BRRATT!! BRRATT!! ANYBODY TRYIN'A FOLLOW, SUITOR COPY, IMITATE, CONSUMER HER THEY GON' MAKE ME PROVE THE RUMORS I'M SITTIN' ON YOUR BRAIN JUST LIKE A TUMOR EAT THE PUSSY OUT AND THEN I CALL THAT BITCH AN UBER LIKE I'M DENZEL CURRY RAP JUST LIKE I'M IN A HURRY 'CAUSE IM RUNNING TO THE TOP BOSS RUSH, LIKE FURI THIS IS FOR MY FURRIES AND MY ANIME CHICKS GROWING ANIME TITS LICKING ANIME DICKS AND BANGIN' THEM HITS FROM THE GOLDEN WITCH ALL DAY, 'CAUSE YOU KNOW THAT DATS THAT BITCH!!! HELL YEAH! BREAK A SPEAKER OFF A CON HALL CEILING JUST OFF RAW FEELING Y'ALL GOTTA FUCKIN' FEEL ME I'M RAW, I'M REALLY NOT FRONTIN' I'M TOUCHIN' MYSELF ON-STAGE AND I MIGHT BE FUCKIN' CUMMIN'!! GOT A MASSIVE WITCH HAT AND YOU CAN'T TEACH THAT I'M A CLASSIC, MASSIVE HIT TO THE SACK I'M A BIG FUCKIN' DEAL I'M A FULL-COURSE MEAL BEAT A DEAD HORSE BACK TO LIFE AND RIDE INTO THE FIELD!!! ROGUE ALIEN PET IS COMING SOON: https://trialofthegoldenwitch.bandcamp.com/ ... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Zz9GX7nz5o