Nobuhiko Obayashi's 1977 film "House" is the worst film ever made. I hate it with such fervor that it inspires me to continue living in order to fulfill my mission of telling everyone on this planet how terrible it is-how evil and degrading it is.
Obayashi-san, why did you have to kill those Japanese school girls? Why do you have to torture me so? They were so cute and innocent-they fill my heart with happiness and joy as they romp around in a magical land before entering that wretched HELLSCAPE of a HOUSE. I JUST WANTED TO BE HAPPY I JUST WANTED TO ENJOY JAPANESE SCHOOL GIRLS AND THEIR SUMMER SHENANIGANS AND YOU DO THIS SHIT TO ME OBAYASHI-SAN I SWEAR TO GOD IF I EVER SEE YOU I'M GONNA SLAP YOU IN THE FACE AND THEN HUG YOU-YOUR CRIMES ARE SO HEINOUS YOU DON'T DESERVE HATRED BUT UNREQUITED, INFINITE LOVE TO SHOW YOU WHAT YOU DESTROYED BY RECORDING SUCH IMAGES ON PIECES OF CELLULOID AND DISTRIBUTING OUT FOR THE PUBLIC TO SEE YOU WONDERFUL SON OF A BITCH OBAYASHI-SAN IF YOU HADN'T OF KILLED THOSE ANGELS I COULD'VE DREAMED OF GETTING A QT 3.14 JAPANESE SCHOOL GIRL GF BUT NO YOU JUST HAD TO RUIN MY DREAMS AND PREVENT ME FROM FILLING THE VOID IN MY HEART THE PURPOSELESSNESS OF MY EXISTENCE WITH THE CAREFREE NATURE OF AN ANGELIC JAPANESE SCHOOL GIRL THANKS TO YOU I CAN'T JERK OFF TO JAPANESE SCHOOL GIRLS ANYMORE CAUSE NOW I ONLY THINK OF THEM DYING IN SOME HORRIBLE WAY WHILE YOU LAUGH STANDING TO THE SIDE I MEAN I DON'T JERK OFF TO JAPANESE SCHOOL GIRLS IN THE FIRST PLACE CAUSE THAT'S ILLEGAL AND I'M ON NO-FAP RIGHT NOW (WHICH YOU SHOULD TRY OUT-I HIGHLY RECOMMEND IT) BUT STILL IF I WANTED TO BEAT MY MEAT TO SOME QT 3.14 JAPANESE SCHOOL GIRLS I COULDN'T BECAUSE OF YOUR AWESOMELY AWFUL FILM THIS IS THE STRUGGLES YOU'VE PUT ME THROUGH OBAYASHI-SAN A STRUGGLE THAT I DON'T ENJOY BUT YET YOU STILL HAVE FORCED IT ON ME I DONT EVEN REALLY KNOW WHAT TO SAY ANYMORE AT THIS POINT CAUSE IT SHOULD BE OBVIOUS ALREADY FROM BOTH THE VIDEO AND THIS DESCRIPTION THAT THIS IS AN APRIL FOOLS JOKE AND THAT HOUSE IS ACTUALLY AN AMAZING FILM THAT YOU SHOULD CHECK OUT BUT THIS IS A DUMB UNFUNNY JOKE/MEME AND MOST PEOPLE ARE TOO CAUGHT UP IN GOD KNOWS WHAT TO BOTHER READING THE DAMN DESCRIPTION I DON'T CARE THAT MUCH THOUGH I GUESS CAUSE THIS ONLY TOOK ME LIKE 10 MINUTES TO WRITE OUT OH WELL
The Siege of Melitopol, as described by a young, Italian soldier.
I don't know what the source is for the quotation-I found the quote on a Discord server. If you do know the source of the quote, please tell me!
Music Used:
Gioachino Antonio Rossini - The Italian Girl in Algiers
Also thanks to my main man Skan!
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vABVowyoXuE
You know, I really do love America.
Even with all her faults, inadequacies, issues, and imperfections, America is still a great mistress to be under; in fact, America wouldn't be who she is without all the bullshit that exists in her. In a way, America is like that cheap prostitute you get in a seedy hotel off the Vegas strip-sure, she won't do anything too crazy or out there but she does the basics well enough to satisfy, and afterwards when you're having a couple cigs in bed and get to talking before she demands her $40 from you, you start to see some genius hidden behind her immoral business; at one point this woman may have been studying to become a doctor, or an engineer, or even a politician, brimming with energy to make a real impact or change in the world, until finally reality hit her like a pile of bricks falling off of some truck on the interstate on to the front of your pickup and she ended up as a C-tier prostitute in Vegas. It was in that moment, peering into her eyes as she watched the 9 o'clock news that I thought to myself, "Is what I'm feeling love? Is the ever elusive feeling I've been chasing for years finally here, originating from this woman of ill-repute?" As I continued to stare into her eyes, I could almost see the childhood wonder and excitement this woman once had until it was destroyed by reality, and in that moment, that was when I proposed to her. Who knew that 7 years later, the woman I had paid $70 to stick my ding dong into would be letting me shove my meat stick in her for free-that's how I met my wife. Oh wait, shit, I was supposed to be talking about America. Oh well, it is what it is.
Videos Used:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4fZ8tsyaLKg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d0uDsL0xAdQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ts-d3gP39ws
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sODQG990nBI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NHeSC_Ws5Ic
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xsh7FVCX04s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KvdfDveEQh4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_RFH7C3vkK4
Song Used:
Lee Greenwood - God Bless the U.S.A.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=57R7gpDBO5Q
Tokyo's Narita International Airport seems innocuous and unimpressive at first glance; however, its very existence is the cause of numerous deaths and injuries that few know about.
Modern Footage of Narita Airport:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0DzDU-7u9CE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F1v3HPv1cEc
Archival Footage Used:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eXjd7GkHKfU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bE4Lo8-UbhM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E9hy3ZWS3So
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bav47RibyUs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YaqLdp7YI9A
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fvi-K6Y5BVA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PTJJC4gfSAU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ibFcreiTav4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vs6jhn_9xaU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OAPC1wI08IM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v-Wg5grNkBU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZTVJyZ1GBw0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cCJBhWrG07w
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zJMB01iscM0
Music Used:
Suteki Meppou - Kousaki Satoru
Grace Omega - Mizoguchi Hajime
Jin-Roh OST
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pe2JrZDDdNI
An exploration of the Bosnian War through the Bosnian Film "No Man's Land" and the Serbian film "Pretty Village Pretty Flame".
Archival Footage Used:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ux0KNs8D-JY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pYSe08OtrHE
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLPJ9LLQi9QhPxJl2rbqkRY88OnWHzuFXT
Music Used:
Uspavanka - Danis Tanović
National Anthem of Yugoslavia (Instrumental)
Igra rokenrol cela Jugoslavija - Električni Orgazam
Yugoslav Military Marches
The Internationale (Instrumental)
End Theme to Pretty Village Pretty Flame
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i0RRI3UwXgQ
Just a quick lecture from the Professor himself on Fine Literature.
Video featured in Value Select's Channel Select (2)
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q1dhpLO1Gy4
Facing a major demographic crisis in Japan, only one man, Japanese Prime Minister Shinzo Abe, has the ability to save the country from extinction, but only if he makes the right decisions.
THIS IS COMEDIC SATIRE, DON'T LOSE YOUR SHIT OVER IT.
Video Footage Used:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XWrR91Rw16I
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ulVRwaxwqgo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5C-krnxDRs4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vj70KWNoSPU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFgWy2ifX5s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wWIbCtz_Xwk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CjBYtYAOsJc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Od6EeCWytZo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=akLVQdVyGMk
Otaku no Video
Sailor Suit & Machine Gun
The Girl Who Leapt Through Time
Music Used:
Chris Rae - Liquid Latin
Shirō Sagisu - THE BEAST II
Shirō Sagisu - Yoinyojou
Shirō Sagisu - Absolute Jubilance
Herbert Chappell - The Gonk
Awaken (Pillar Men Theme)
Shirō Sagisu - A Summary of the Story until Now (Shotarou's March)
Piano Fantasia - Song for Denise (Maxi Version)
Shirō Sagisu - Yukino Miyazawa II (March)
Antonio Vivaldi - Concerto No. 3 in F major, Op. 8, RV 293, "Autumn" (L'autunno)
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yZpKxsgXKhI
WATCH THE FIRST PART HERE: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rdkm7ZQXJI8
In 1998, a small game development studio named Valve created and released Half Life, a revolutionary, new First Person Shooter to worldwide critical acclaim, winning over 50 game of the year awards. 6 years later, Valve released a sequel to the smash hit. It was known as Half Life 2, and would go down in history as being one of the greatest video games ever; but why exactly is Half Life 2 arguably one of the best video games ever made? Find out in this informative and comedic look back at Half Life 2.
P.S. The video gets choppy towards the middle of it, this is due to me procrastinating (like an idiot) and also me using a new mic i bought in the last part of the vid. I'm hoping on changing things up a bit for the next one so it isn't so long and boring (and sucks less!).
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wckLis2Qg1Y
ORIGINALLY POSTED TO YOUTUBE ON JANUARY 28th, 2017.
REMOVED FROM YOUTUBE BY FALSE COPYRIGHT CLAIM
Gaki no Tsukai is a Japanese variety show and comedy group formed in 1989, and is the best comedy group you've NEVER heard of (imo).
Subbed episodes can be found here: http://www.teamgaki.com/
http://tofupandas.tumblr.com/
NOTE: Most episodes can only be found in low quality and with Hard Subs (subs are actually part of the video and cannot be removed) so I apologize for the potato quality of some episodes featured
This week on Steam Queue: we go back to Russia with yet another strange game; except this time it takes place in the Soviet Union.
What is Steam Queue?
Steam Queue is a (almost) weekly series where I, Professor Jelkington, explore and review the hidden depths of Steam by using the Steam Discovery Queue to find the strangest, most ridiculous games available on the platform, but not anything can be reviewed. Games I review must fit two descriptors:
1. They must be developed and published by small or independent studios (sorry, no Bethesda or Ubisoft!)
2. They must cost $10 or less (I'm not a rich man)
So Join me in the Steam Queue!
Opening Song: コンシャスTHOUGHTS X Aritus - Dont Want Cha https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8jiqU...
Ending Song: SUPERSEX420 - セクシーなバウンスBOOTYBOUNCE https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g6MYK...
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tAokoChTpzY