Researchers believe that watching this video will make you a savant at church.
Thank you for 500+ subs, for those who missed the announcement from the last video, video essays will continue as usual but I'll be occasionally uploading lower effort content like this to fill in the gaps between them, please watch them (if you want).
Subtitles guide:
Red - Ethan/Einstro
Blue - Marmar/Crow Extalia
Cyan - Dom
Orange - Nicol (Meepok man)
Purple - Ben/Armads
Pink - Fion
Green - Nick
Full stream:
https://youtu.be/r4FzPX_M4oE
Here's my twitter if you care:
https://twitter.com/einstromaestro
I stream once a decade:
https://www.twitch.tv/einstr0
If you feel like paying to watch a free YouTube video:
https://ko-fi.com/einstro
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=owXAWAHj-9s
maybe it's just me but i don't think it actually rains in the game
Chapters:
Intro - 00:00
Prelude to Slaughter - 00:51
How To Eradicate Life Efficiently - 04:00
We're Going To The Fucking Moon - 08:42
It's Time To Do It All Over Again - 11:23
Closing - 13:32
Please check these guys out they are very cool:
Bumbles McFumbles: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCGI26U5TLCp43tMfX4y40BA
La Rubric: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCRs1OPbmIqZEeOkCztdZhuA
Here's my twitter if you care:
https://twitter.com/einstromaestro
I stream once a decade:
https://www.twitch.tv/einstr0
If you feel like paying to watch a free YouTube video:
https://ko-fi.com/einstro
This video contains some sources & art from these channels:
https://www.youtube.com/c/AnvilGaming1
https://www.youtube.com/c/GnomeJingles
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCYSvX0lqo-ZinYNQSHVCqlQ
Music (in the order they play):
Embers (Final Fantasy 14)
Champion Iris Remix by Pokeboy2011 & Oekakinoki (Pokemon Black 2/White 2)
Evapotranspiration (Risk of Rain 2)
Reach Out To The Truth (Persona 4)
Task Force Computer (Astral Chain)
Stardust Speedway Zone Act 2 (Sonic Mania)
Mirage Saloon Act 2 (Sonic Mania)
Brother, Brother (Yakuza 6)
eScape (Final Fantasy 14)
You Will Know Our Names (Xenoblade Chronicles)
Take Over (Persona 5 Royal)
The Rain Formerly Known As Purple (Risk of Rain 2)
#riskofrain2 #roguelike
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2_rKU3mZgcE
Yes I still play League
Unedited:
https://gfycat.com/gifs/detail/DopeyCalmFlyingfox
Twitter:
https://twitter.com/AtomicCore9
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rpgtb0a6Nrs
No link to the full stream because we might actually get arrested
Skyler:
https://twitter.com/Sky_InKognito
Twitter:
https://twitter.com/AtomicCore9
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1wVmHZwETB0
Local young person gives his opinion on untouchable masterpiece Shadow Of The Colossus in the most fair and entertaining way possible. Also favorite Colossus is Gaius he's cool
Chapters:
Intro - 00:00
Chapter 1 - 01:43
Chapter 2 - 06:57
Chapter 3 - 13:45
Closing - 20:29
Special thanks to Marmar/Crow:
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCIYrTqNlzo_1SrTFnNuO_aQ
https://twitter.com/CExtalia
Here's my twitter if you care:
https://twitter.com/AtomicCore9
I stream once a decade:
https://www.twitch.tv/einstr0
If you feel like paying to watch a free YouTube video:
https://ko-fi.com/einstro
Sources:
Getting Over It Finished In Under 2 Minutes (Speedrun)
https://youtu.be/FSx_z1tmFZo
SotC Hard Speedrun in 1:47:11 (PS4/WR)
https://youtu.be/wYq8xnE8oQI
Music (in the order they're first used, can't put timestamps because it screws with the chapters):
Safe Haven (VA-11 HALL-A)
Apathy 2 (Yakuza: Like a Dragon)
Break It Down Elp Version (Persona 5)
Donut Plains (Super Mario World)
The End of the Battle (Shadow of the Colossus)
Victory (Monster Hunter World)
Targets! (Super Smash Bros. Melee)
Peril (Halo 2)
Tutorial (Cuphead)
Fallen Demon Castle (Skul: The Hero Slayer)
Troubling News (VA-11 HALL-A)
Task Force Computer (Astral Chain)
Peach's Castle (Mario & Luigi: Partners in Time)
Spanish Waltz (Castle Crashers)
Taste the Blood (Devil May Cry 3)
Hurry! (Final Fantasy 7)
Town Day (Terraria)
Revived Power (Shadow of the Colossus)
sans. (Undertale)
Megalovania (Undertale)
Jinchiku (Monogatari series)
Simian Segue (Donkey Kong Country)
holy crap das a lotta music
#ShadowOfTheColossus #ShadowOfTheColossusPS4
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tYqVvJXq_-s
After being riddled with an insurmountable debt, "Impostor is Sus guy" Jeremy 985 Elbertson decides to work at his local cafe as a last resort to scrape together the cash he needs to pay Chat back. This series depicts Elbertson's many fails and many triumphs (at least I'm hoping) as he struggles to regain his financial stability. This video was greatly inspired by MowtenDoo's Blend W.
Jerma:
https://www.twitch.tv/jerma985
I make gaming-related video essays/edits on this channel and am also a freelance editor, here's my twitter:
https://twitter.com/AtomicCore9
The Circulation of a Jerma Joke:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0PsUGrKHETI
Lyrics (Somewhat):
Smile! Sweet! Sister! Sadistic! Surprise! Service! Sus! Rats rats we are the rats celebrating yet another birthday bash! Michael it's your birthday today, cake and ice cream is on its way and Michael such a good boy this year, open up the gifts while we all cheer! Coffee! Cheetos! Chick-chicken!
Sus! You're sus! What're you- I'm not sus! (Unintelligible) you're sus! UUERGH! Must be zerkin off Jerma why do you have a lotion, you zerkin off? You zerked off today. If I do not hit the next enemy, I will give 500 million subs. Mr. Green you can't take your shirt off! Just give me a second (unintelligible)
AA EE OO EE audio jungle! AA EE OO EE audio jungle! Cheetos! Chicken! Did someone ask for an egg? How do I restart recordings? Coffee cheetos chicken! Cheetos chicken!
Welcome to episode 1 of Jermacraft! This is gonna be a singleplayer let's play. I'm playing as, the pirate spy! Welcome to Nippon! Japan Nippon yeah! Holy shit there's a small enemy spider! Your dad's kinda like Beetlejuice isn't he? I think you should stop drinking gasoline. Cheetos chicken cheetos chicken!
If catboy Jerma wins, I'll dress up like a catboy. Well I'll tell you something Goku. Shut up and get outta here! Get slimed! What does this have to do with anything? Coffee cheetos, coffee cheetos chicken chick!
Coffee cheetos, cheetos chicken! AA EE OO (AA EE OO)! GAS GAS GAS (GAS GAS GAS)! Coffee cheetos, cheetos chicken! I'm not tiny I'm compact. Damn that guy's compact! Yeah yeah yeah!
#Jerma985 #Jerma
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UOzOgHlvBBM
Positively the dumbest Grand Finals in history
Twitter:
https://twitter.com/AtomicCore9
Stream:
http://www.twitch.tv/Bumbyman
Ask me shit you probably wouldn't ask in public:
http://ask.fm/Bumbyman
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8iz4hqI7q_0
Now comes with a very fast Au Ra girl smithing at incredible hihg speeds
Chapters:
Intro - 00:00
Welcome to Eorzea - 01:00
I Finally Get To Play The Video Game - 04:35
"Anything" To Save My Country - 08:59
How To Be A Cheapskate 101 - 12:11
Closing - 14:37
Here's my twitter if you care:
https://twitter.com/AtomicCore9
I stream once a decade:
https://www.twitch.tv/einstr0
If you feel like paying to watch a free YouTube video:
https://ko-fi.com/einstro
Y'shtola artists:
https://twitter.com/olchasart?lang=en
https://twitter.com/liangjushuang
https://twitter.com/Nardack
https://twitter.com/mt0q0
https://twitter.com/lyra0730
https://twitter.com/__tony_g
https://twitter.com/PPOWER_
Sources:
Final Fantasy XIV: A Realm Reborn - Copperbell Mine Dungeon Guide
https://youtu.be/cNKaKd1CBnw
Final Fantasy XIV: A Realm Reborn - Primal Battle: GARUDA EXTREME Guide
https://youtu.be/EXExe9zt-gI
Final Fantasy XIV: A Realm Reborn - Primal Battle: TITAN EXTREME Guide
https://youtu.be/wR3aPDe5fcI
Music (in the order they first play):
Another Round (Final Fantasy 14)
Dragon Soul Absorbed (Skyrim)
My Sweet Hideout (Scarlet Nexus)
Stars and Games (Spongebob Squarepants)
Be The Star (Yakuza 5)
Those Who Fight Further (Final Fantasy 7)
The Airbuster (Final Fantasy 7 Remake)
Tutorial (Cuphead)
Green Hill Zone (Sonic Generations)
Imperial Will (Final Fantasy 14)
Dogsong (Undertale)
A Battle Decisively (Final Fantasy 14)
Lots of Lights (Yakuza 6)
Victory Fanfare (Final Fantasy 14)
Daigo's Theme (Yakuza 5)
Happy Day in Paris
Slider (Super Mario 64)
Rude Buster (Deltarune)
Shop (Ocarina of Time)
Can You Really Call This A Hotel I Didnt Receive A Mint On My Pillow Or Anything (Undertale)
Please do not sue me, I have no money
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_NehVt7bgrE