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Kyle and Ethan from The Babylon Bee list their 2021 predictions. While The Babylon Bee may be known to be satire, they have also been known to be prophetic for what will come next. This may age greatly or poorly. Let us know in the comments what you think will come true!
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This is the Babylon Bee weekly news podcast for the week of 2/19/2020.
In this episode of The Babylon Bee podcast, editor-in-chief Kyle Mann and creative director Ethan Nicolle discuss the week’s big stories such as the collapse of the Yang campaign, the bipartisan aversion toward the ascendent Bloomberg, and how the 56k modem sound makes us salivate for the internet. The guys then discuss the books that made an impact upon them which means C.S. Lewis, G.K. Chesterton, and J.R.R. Tolkien all feature heavily. Kyle also tells you which overrated books shouldn’t be considered literary classics.
In the subscriber portion, Kyle and Ethan talk more books, feuding Star Wars clubs in high school, and how Paw Patrol is dismantling the State.
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Show Outline
Introduction - Kyle and Ethan talk about the origin of “This ain’t it, chief,” talk about all the great feedback we got from the Valentine’s episode featuring the Bee wives, and then dive into the week’s top stories.
Story 1 - Yang Campaign Collapses After It's Revealed $1,000/Mo Giveaway Would Be Paid For With $1,000/Mo Tax Increase
Yang suspended Presidential campaign aspirations after poor showings in Iowa and New Hampshire
NEWSWEEK: 72 percent of Democratic primary voters plan on voting for the party's nominee even if their first choice doesn't prevail in the primaries.
But only about half of both Sanders and Yang's supporters agreed that they would support any second choice.
Story 2 - Bloomberg Stops By Daytona 500 To Hand Out Speeding Tickets
Donald Trump did a flyover of the Daytona 500 in Air Force One
Did a pace lap in “The Beast”- the presidential limo
NASCAR fans seems to love it, blue checks and media types rushed out their hot takes labeling it as problematic
Story 3 - Struggling Biden Campaign Now Offering One Month Of Free AOL For Rally Attendance (Babylon Bee Subscriber Phil VanKlinken contributed to this report)
Support for Joe Biden in Iowa and New Hampshire didn’t materialize and if he doesn’t pull out a win in South Carolina, he is basically done. His numbers there are under strain too.
Topic of the Week - Novels or non-fiction books that made us the men we are now. In this special topic the guys are just talkin’ about books!
The Hobbit/ Lord of The Rings by J.R.R. Tolkien
Moby Dick by Herman Melville
Mere Christianity/ Screwtape Letters by C.S. Lewis
Heretics/ Orthodoxy/ In Defense of Sanity/ The Ball and the Cross by G.K. Chesterton
Pilgrim’s Progress by John Bunyan
Misery/ Dark Tower/ The Shining and other Stephen King novels
David Copperfield by Charles
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Kyle and Ethan are joined by artist and comic creator Brian E. Lau to Name That Christian Rock Music Lyric and to discuss the importance of telling good stories with high quality art. Christian Rock sometimes has some interesting lyrics. Let's see if The Babylon Bee guys can figure out which lyric is real or fake and also name the rock music group who wrote it. Brian brought Christmas to The Bee early with his bag of goodies like signed copies of Staunch Ambition and Inferno City Firehouse. If comic books with excellent art and stories worth telling are your kind of thing, be sure to check them out. Of course, there is the usual shenanigans at The Bee, like weird news, subscriber dares, and glorious, salty hate mail.
Brian E. Lau is the creator of the comics Inferno City Firehouse and Staunch Ambition. Check out his amazing books at: https://www.staunchambition.com/
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In this episode of The Babylon Bee Podcast, Kyle and Ethan talk about the week’s big stories like Nick Cannon informing us all about the rotten savage mountain people in our midst, humanity deciding producing masks was more important than sustaining the earth, and all of the times the Babylon Bee has successfully predicted the future through its prophetic ministry.
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Ethan and Kyle ask Drew Dyck about the intersection of sociology and scripture and if that’s essentially “adding to the Bible.”
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Today on The Babylon Bee Podcast, Kyle and Ethan talk about the week’s biggest stories like Disney cleaning up that shocking Mandalorian scene where Baby Yoda ate an unfertilized egg, Biden slapping some BLM stickers on attack drones, and Target making marketing decision based on single tweets.
Get a behind the scenes look at The Babylon Bee’s sweet new animation studio taking flight and listen to Kyle and Ethan talk about weird real news, stuff that’s good, and glorious hate mail.
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These two women come from different political parties. But at least they can agree on "my body, my choice" - or do they?
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Can you spot the racism in a road? Take this quiz to find out!
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Host Adamina Yenser gives us the news of the week, like NASA sending nudes to aliens, protestors swarming Supreme Court justices' homes to demand they change their votes, and the world bids a tearful goodbye to the iPod.
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