lyrics: so how's your fiancee? is it serious? do you think it'll last? i only ask cause sometimes people get engaged as a way of saying "thank you for dating such a pain in the ass" or maybe you accept the proposal cause yes its a huge gesture spending the rest of your life with another a beautiful cover for all of your faults and your many shortcomings ... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tiaDijyHUwk
dear china (the country), this can all be over in a matter of minutes. you just need to email me 100 million us dollars. I wouldn't want any chinese citizens accidentally catching wind of this plan and starting the dance dance revolution on their own...but that's probably exactly what's going to happen if you don't pay up... (if you DO pay up, I will censor all of my anti-china content and leave the chinese people alone forever.)
music is "Shmords" by The Electric Motherfuckers (currently unreleased, I'll put a link here when it's out)
gifs stolen from various artists off the internet
i saw the gait rate video here - https://twitter.com/mbrennanchina/status/1167071989686837254?s=20
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R46cX0AjzT4
a tiny little ladybug
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drums - Jim Dooley
lyrics:
i just brush my hair cuz idc x4
ooo a little ladybug x4
i just brush my hair cuz idc x2
i just scratch my head cuz its on FIRE
i'll just scratch my eyes out with this WIRE!
ooo a little ladybug! x4
idc x2
brush my hair x2
idc x2
brush my hair x2
Hair!
oooooo a little ladybug
i said ooooo a little ladybug
i said ooooo a little ladybug
OOOOO a little ladybug!
i cannot say how odd it is to see this little ladybug
he's standin right in front of me like i know what to say to him
i dont know where he came from and i dont know what his angle is
but i feel a force around him that i'm gettin all entangled in!
wires running up the walls
listening in on all my calls
everything i eat is drugged
everything i touch is bugged
the government has set an elaborate trap
and i think this little ladybug is part of all that
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=efoA2hyPl50
Oh Mama Earth, save me from this Moon Prison.
Season Two - Judgement
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Music:
Where - Sam Spence
Purus River - Philip Glass/Uakti
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ccVTZMyM74
Cause I believe in you, so you believe in me.
Season Two - Judgement
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Music:
Amazon River - Philip Glass/Uakti
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oTk4aVkswKo
inspired by Tim, The Enchanter. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CbTHBfYOcKU
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music is Brazillian Flower by Jean- Jacques Perrey
lyrics:
he know the trends
he's the king of all his friends
oh honey that's our banana boye
oh he has thick yellow skin
and i wish that i was him
a charming little banana boye
you've never seen so much grace
til you've seen his little face
it fills my dark heart with utter joy
oh he has thick yellow skin
and i wish that i was him
a charming little banana boye
and everyday is another day
that we get to say
hey banana boye
and if you told us
he didnt know us
you'd have to show us
into the void
take a bite
but be polite
it's fine to snack
he will grow back
he doesn't mind
cause he so kind
this is the sweetest nanaboye you'll find
oh he looks sick
when he spins
makes me feel like i'm a kid
who's got a big bagga brand new toys
oh he has thick yellow skin
and i was that i was him
a charming little banana boye
and everyday i must pray
that he never ever change
cause he's the last thing that i enjoy
oh he has thick yellow skin
and i wish that i was him
a charming little banana boye
and everyday is another day
where we get to say
hey banana boye
and if you told us
he didnt know us
you'd have to throw us
into the void
he knows the trends
he's the king of all his friends
oh honey that's our banana boye
oh he has thick yellow skin
and i wish that i was him
a charming little banana boye
our darling little banana boye
thats our banana boye
hey
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-y3qe5t4_AU
cut them some slack
Season Two - Judgement
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Music:
Electric Texas - Sam Spence
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=naK2Gf4O4cc
BETTER MAKE IT QUICK, NOW!
Season 4 - Relay
Music
Sam Spence - Tijuana Trip
Lyrics:
It...just...takes...
two scoops in the bowl and then it's
in the microwave until it steams
and then two creamy scoops on top
and I'll be your best friend!
thumbnail by MonkeyWithAGun42
Logo by Arthur Hickman
Animation by Stephen Boyle
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IZDP23BZsdw