Mike has an issues with this gentleman.
Chorus
Aiii Aaaar E ssss
IRS on me
IRS not a homie
IRS on me
IRS owe me
IRS a crony
IRS not a homie
IRS on me
Aiii Aaaar Essss
Chorus
They cant Nelson this Willey
I never play silly
Milestone millie
Dollar Store gear on
I carry dollars
Ready for a showdown
Lawyers lined up
Charles Rettig
Your girl house I hid in
Yeah I hit it
Charles Rettig
Coming to toss that salad
You can bet it
Clap them cheeks
That's on fleek
#finance
Way I reach that climax
Beat: Ålies - All thee Above
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Royal Bone needs to be put to work again
Lyrics:
Chorus
Elizabeth II
You make me hungry like bacon
Elizabeth II
Let me eat your melons
Elizabeth II
You coronate I ejaculate
Chorus
Melodic 13
Elizabeth I bet
Bet life gets lonely
Palace far from homey
Rest in peace dead homies
Pour out one golden cup
I got my pub passport
Balling not talking court
Elizabeth may I ask
If you'll take a slayking with no bags
Bills they do stack
We can split 80-20
You know I gets plenty
Jump on it bend it
Rap 12
Peasant but I got royal bone
Diana she crashed on the bone
Philip passed on the bone
Buckingham you hear the moans
Ran outta juice still they want some more
Chemistry for her majesty
Young blood injections
I call my stick vaccine
I give her that seed
Weird 4
Prince Mike no purple rain
Audience still in a haze
Andrew far from freakiest
Cath's boobies peakiest
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I can't wait to lay him down once more this Christmas.
Instrumental: R.Kelly I'm a Flirt
Lyrics:
Every christmas I dreamed of having triple x-mas
Santa I wanted to smash
Really hold him down
Way the deers fly I would put him up in the air
But that was before
Chorus
We ended up in the chimney
Santa asked, you feel me?
We ended up in the chimney
I only needed one hand
Claus bussin', bam bam
Thank you mam
Chorus
I felt semi-violated
Way he took my candy
Ran away right after
Deers were already in the air
Sensation in the air
Can't wait for 365 days
No sir, no mam
Break a cookie bone of this gingerbreadman
Chorus
#XMAS22
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Nina Dobrev stars in the video but the lyrics are about somebody else. Not that anyone asked.
#O playlist for when things go south with O's. https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL7o6QLPKYd84Iwo5I8csM_5-ugs1nI_z8
Lyrics:
Verse 1
Past four zeros
Elena jumps on
She wants to ride
My engine won't turn on
She wants me to shoot her
Ol' Waylon he won't fire
I'm so very tired
She won't take no for an answer
Wants to save me from prostate cancer
Chorus
She doesn't need me
She needs
Gas station pills
She doesn't love me
She loves the thrill
Gas station pills
My heart is hurting
My insides are burning
Gas station pills
Chorus
Verse 2
I seek out my blue friend
Mandeep made rooster out of a hen
He won't make me high
I'll make her high
Thanks to him she is still with Mike
Every night she rides my bike
Tour de France 23 days
No sleep bed reserved for layslays
She's a Satan spawn I pipe her
I would stop plucking but I gave my word
Postman Pat I deliver the mail
Only vagina way I'm a male
Elena throws more sex at me I know what to do with
Rooster like a banana splits
Elena wants to make a Michelina
Chorus
Verse 3
Mike plus Elena equals rascal
I'm Hill she's a Pascal
No wonder she's after my seed
Trying not to nut and that's on skeet
Been losing my appetite
Maybe it's a bad sign
I won't be surprised if next year I die
Going out like Elvis ain't all bad
I got to shake my pelvis and sing real rad
Instrumental:
CODE KUNST - O
Recommended listening:
Too Many Pills by Arkey Blue
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Let's take time to remember those less fortunate on the streets this Christmas
Lyrics:
Chorus
I'm on the street on christmas
No homecooked dishes
No well wishes
No under the miseltoe kisses
I'm on the street on christmas
x2
Chorus
I ignored my bills
I neglected my folks
I didn't satisfy my missis
You can see why I'm
On the street on christmas
Chorus
I fight with dogs over food
I keep losin'
Cats are eyeing me
Hope they get fed on christmas
Fed can't help me
Can't stand another fight
Won't make it through the night
On the street on christmas
Chorus
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Inspiration to this one, besides live experience, sprung from a meme Joji posted when he was still the Pink Guy.
Lyrics:
Intro
Hey Daddy
Momma cant make it to my career day
Say no mo' sonny I'm on my way
Chorus
Handing out mixtapes on career day
Checkout these tracks cooler than my track suit
Hey Miss Holland finna make Tom?
Handing out mixtapes on career day
Chorus
So what do you do exactly?
I push bricks I slang dope
On a way to better life though
With this music I can finally feed my babies
If you havent heard I'm the king of Detroit
Also I'm a priest of the sect of OJ
You see I multitask call me swiss army knife
Chorus
What a mess y'all upset
Hatin' cause y'all jobs borin'
Success to my cup pourin'
Challenges enduring
Bring Pink Guy back Frank
Chorus
What you crying 'bout boy!
I just made you the coolest kid in school!
Kids still say cool right?
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Edelleen elossa, uutta musiikkia joka sunnuntai.
Lyrics:
Chorus
Vihaajat kaatuu kuin kaksoistornit
Ne ei pysy pystyssä
Vihaajat FBI
Ne ei pysy perässä
Mike on Epstein
Edelleen elossa
Chorus
Maikin tie huipulle on mäkinen siks Maikki on Hilli
Maikki on korni siks taskut täynnä Maissii
Sulla massii muttei se maistu kuin maissi
Silti pysyn leiväs vaik se viljellään etänä
Mike on ollu edessä Mike on ollu takana
Mike iskee aina eestä ja takaa
Onision onlyfans onko Mike seuraava?
En tiennyt tätä tarkoitti Everyday I'm Hustling
Chorus
Maikin levy-yhtiö on Independent Bread
Mike ei pidä yhtiöistä Mike on demari
Vihaajat outshinaa Maikin niiden bemaril
Vihaajat ounaa Maikin nillä on kiinteistöi
Underdog, koirat silti puree¨
Kuka suree, kuolleit kanavii
Ne on sold out Mike haluais olla sell out
Biitti:
FREE FLOW FLAVA - Black & White
#Edelleenelossa
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To all the Corona haters
Instrumental: BẢO ANH- In the Night
Lyrics:
Once you taste bat
There aint no coming back
Down in Wuhan got addicted to that
Sorry guys I aint coming back
Quarantine is for real
Now the mice be my meal
I got that Corona high
Corona high
I got that Corona high
Corona high
I got that Corona high
I got that Corona high
People watch out for Wuhan flu
Cover their face when they see Zhu
Why are you running?
You cant stop whats coming
Time for taking
No more faking
My lungs are burning, Australia
Corona causing a mania
I got that Corona high
Corona high
I got that Corona high
Corona high
I got that Corona high
I got that Corona high
Corona is a girl
She’ll smoke you, cancer
Try to hide it wont work
Go ahead run First
Madagascar, Iceland maybe they’ll take you
Other than that she’s coming to take you
Corona gon’ break you
Officials vape you
Cremate you
I got that Corona high
Corona high
I got that Corona high
Corona high
I got that Corona high
I got that Corona high
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EIkä tajua edes hävetä!
Lyrics:
Chorus
Mafon Kuusi Au Naturel
Se on alasti
Ei koristeita
Mafon Kuusi Au Naturel
Se ei loista
Se on pimee
Mafon Kuusi Au Naturel
Se otti sen metsästä
Ilman lupaa
Mafon Kuusi Au Naturel
Chorus
Maikilla sokeri-setä
Setä tienää massinsa metsällä
Nyt sä teit virheen
Sä varastit sokeri-sedän metsästä
Maikin sokeri-sedän metsästä
Häpeä!
Sika!
Sun kaltaiset syödään mun pöydäs
Maalainen!
Häpeä!
Peräsi on nyt virallisesti kiikarissa
Sä oot kavala
Ahne
Olisit voinu ostaa vaikka muovikuusen
Nyt sulla on laatukuusi
Et ansainnu sitä
Sika!
Sun kaltaiset kuulu mun pöytään
Eet ees koristellu
Laitoit vaan tolleen
Pistit tähden
Lopetit koristelun kesken
Vauva Jeesus itkee sun takii
Pukki ei tuu sun taloon
Sä oot suolainen
Eläessäsi olit varmaan katkera
Sitkeä
Sopiva määrä rasvaa
Et koskaan ollut näin haluttu
Nyt sua halutaan
Pojat sua etsii
Ne ei koskaan löydä
Päädyit 100 asteeseen
Pistettiin osiin
Ruokittiin köyhät
Kiitos!
Täytit mahan
Nyt hymyssä suu
Kiitos kaunis!
Beat:Jester - Hard Flute Trap Hip Hop Beat
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