Jose Mourinho and Pep Guardiola are very similar: intense, tactically astute, big time winners, and polyglots who speak various languages, making grand European tours.
In this video we compare the first 7 major years of their careers and conclude that Mourinho is slightly better:
1) Mourinho won 14 trophies in his first seven seasons whereas Pep only won 12.
2) Mourinho has won three major European trophies whereas Guardiola has only won two.
3) Mourinho won at three different clubs whereas Guardiola only did it at two.
4) Mourinho won the champions league with a minnow in Porto, whereas Guardiola only ever won it with Barcelona.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NR4jxTxoa_w
I talk about my biggest delusions. They generally involve women. Believing that women find me very attractive. And the time when I deludedly fell in love with a girl I passed in the street.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EQVjPBE-SLY