Is there anything sadder than realizing one's new shoes have gotten old? vonHummer doesn't think so in this life-affirming young music video that may change your life after it's done affirming it. And, please: send no more money. The tax man is starting to take note. Brought to you by "the vonHummer Hour," a wholly-owned subsidiary of Mobil-Exxon. ... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dRuXm4pegk0
vonHummer interviews an extremely dreary housewife about passive aggression and passage to Quebec in an outhouse.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s69PUxu-VXs
Oliver Sudden watches videos of his doppelganger, vonHummer, with his shiftless and ignorant friends discussing the philosophy of who is a stranger. Segment from "The vonHummer Hour."
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KXfxr8Ygi0o
Part 5 conclusion of Episode 50 ["Anti-Gravity Is a Joke"] begins the end with a vital but important PSA about the importance of fostering depression in our children so that they can make worthwhile art. We all have a good laugh and then the music slithers in: "New English Blues," a pulsing desperate cry in the wilderbeest that can only give way to the closing credits, leaving us lonelier still.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kLDhIp5Ii_M
Another jilting episode of "Empty Space," in which Major Morningwood must squeeze out his log AND make time-sensitive decision upon which all suspense depends, not unlike "Lost in Space" or "Star Trek," zap zap zap, and it's another sweetheart music video from vonHummer: "Gone for the Day," in which the drums go whup! the guitar goes zhang! and time flies like an winged arrow away, ever away...download the mp3 FREE at http://www.vonhummer.com/download/GoneForTheDay.mp3
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sul6cjDWuVY
"...with whom they agree..." vonHummer slyly finishes the line, in a song that is as improbable as it is impersonal. If this spacious ditty is autobiographical, it's anybody's guess who it could have been written for. There's no word for a fictional confession, only for confessional fiction.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2jV40uJBVg0
vonHummer and Helvetica Bold make a shocking discovery of which every potential homeowner should beware. Segment from "The vonHummer Hour."
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VCrhdzzvQpQ
An elderly woman has one request of her husband, if she should die. One that every woman shares, if only men would listen. What IS it?? Watch and find out. Then stay around for the music video of vonHummer's "Prove That Child," a musical request for a paternity test that every man shares, if only women would listen. The preceding being excerpted from Episode 46 of "The vonHummer Hour." And do be sure to download the FREE mp3 for "Prove That Child" at
http://www.vonhummer.com/download/ProveThatChild.mp3
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OfO8CqIhHcA
vonHummer sings out his perpetual state of being head-over-feet impatient in this little viddy ditty from "The vonHummer Hour."
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQpIjrzE4-M
The Lady in Red would like to know if you wouldn't mind parking your dumpy station wagon somewhere else? Segment from "The vonHummer Hour."
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BU5R3J-nOZA