ORIGINALLY POSTED TO YOUTUBE ON JANUARY 28th, 2017. REMOVED FROM YOUTUBE BY FALSE COPYRIGHT CLAIM Gaki no Tsukai is a Japanese variety show and comedy group formed in 1989, and is the best comedy group you've NEVER heard of (imo). Subbed episodes can be found here: http://www.teamgaki.com/ http://tofupandas.tumblr.com/ NOTE: Most episodes can only be found in low quality and with Hard Subs (subs are actually part of the video and cannot be removed) so I apologize for the potato quality of some episodes featured

You know, I really do love America. Even with all her faults, inadequacies, issues, and imperfections, America is still a great mistress to be under; in fact, America wouldn't be who she is without all the bullshit that exists in her. In a way, America is like that cheap prostitute you get in a seedy hotel off the Vegas strip-sure, she won't do anything too crazy or out there but she does the basics well enough to satisfy, and afterwards when you're having a couple cigs in bed and get to talking before she demands her $40 from you, you start to see some genius hidden behind her immoral business; at one point this woman may have been studying to become a doctor, or an engineer, or even a politician, brimming with energy to make a real impact or change in the world, until finally reality hit her like a pile of bricks falling off of some truck on the interstate on to the front of your pickup and she ended up as a C-tier prostitute in Vegas. It was in that moment, peering into her eyes as she watched the 9 o'clock news that I thought to myself, "Is what I'm feeling love? Is the ever elusive feeling I've been chasing for years finally here, originating from this woman of ill-repute?" As I continued to stare into her eyes, I could almost see the childhood wonder and excitement this woman once had until it was destroyed by reality, and in that moment, that was when I proposed to her. Who knew that 7 years later, the woman I had paid $70 to stick my ding dong into would be letting me shove my meat stick in her for free-that's how I met my wife. Oh wait, shit, I was supposed to be talking about America. Oh well, it is what it is. Videos Used: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4fZ8tsyaLKg https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d0uDsL0xAdQ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ts-d3gP39ws https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sODQG990nBI https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NHeSC_Ws5Ic https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xsh7FVCX04s https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KvdfDveEQh4 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_RFH7C3vkK4 Song Used: Lee Greenwood - God Bless the U.S.A. ... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=57R7gpDBO5Q