Alien Confused After Being Taken To Our Leader President Biden
The aliens of planet Argonian V sent an emissary to contact earth, and he immediately said, "Take me to your leader." But even his advanced intelligence couldn't figure out what Biden was saying. Sad. Not good!
If there's one thing you've noticed about white nationalists, it's that they have hands. And something they've been doing a lot with their hands lately is sending out secret messages in support of white supremacy. If you see anyone doing any of these hand gestures, you can be certain they are a racist and should report them to the nearest racism reporting facility.
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Today on The Babylon Bee Podcast, Kyle and Ethan do a rundown on 2020’s biggest and best Babylon Bee stories that gave the world fake news they could trust. They talk about all the big changes at The Babylon Bee and give a behind-the-scenes look into the creative process behind the top ten Bee articles of the year. Even though the year was a crazy one, Kyle and Ethan want to end 2020 with a little Chestertonian awe, wonder, and gratitude.
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Today on The Babylon Bee Podcast, Kyle and Ethan talk to Dr. David Fisher, one of The Babylon Bee’s longest-tenured writers going back to the Adam Ford days when The Bee was still funny. They talk about the politics and science of COVID, the myths and censorship surrounding a certain medicine that shall not be named, and how to exercise your fart holders.
David Fisher is a physician with Doctors Making Housecalls in Durham, NC and is board certified in family medicine, geriatrics, and palliative care. He is the author of How to Keep Mom (and Yourself) Out of a Nursing Home: Seven Keys to Keeping Your Independence.
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"The womenfolk know what's at stake in this election. It's hairy simple. Just let me vote on you, or you vote for me, the vote, b-b-b-blond applesauce baloney. Simple choice. If you don't let me smell your hair, you ain't a woman!" Biden said.
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Kyle and Ethan talk to Andrew Klavan of The Daily Wire about his view that Christian movies should better reflect reality in order to appeal to a larger audience than the typical “Christian family unit.”
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This local hen, Olga Cluckington, recently laid yet another egg, pushing her to the coveted status of highest net worth in the world.
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These two Roman soldiers totally lucked out: their next assignment is to guard the tomb of some dead Jewish guy. How hard could it be?
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The Babylon Bee Radio this week is a standalone roundup of some of the top stories this week at The Babylon Bee like the new push to ban ghost guns, China's new head of their very successful and not failing COVID policy, and Buc-ee's new BBQ sauce pumps.
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