Spoiler ALert: EVERYBODY DIED!!!
Ever-So-Slightly Shoehorned Episode Description: While we wait for Al to find his train of thought in the midst of an abstract cloud of ever-obscuring peach sauerkraut, we should book a room at the world-famous Albuquerque Holiday Inn. I hear the towels are oh-so fluffy! But, what's this? A bomb in the basement! An sheller in the cellar! That could cause a blast of fuel through the vestibule! And then, a blaze in the hallways! Followed by, a boom in the rooms! And finally, a poof out the roof! *closes Thesaurus...
Thanks for watching!
-James
♫Hey, everyone, listen up. Your attention, if you pleeeease♫... https://discord.gg/gmM3TM7 ...I have a Discord.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6W2jWuANSyI
We put the CAP in cappuccino!
Garçon! Je vais prendre un double triple deluxe autoritaire, sur un radeau, quatre par quatre de style animal, des bardeaux supplémentaires avec un shimmy et une compression, une graisse d'essieu légère, le faire pleurer, le brûler et le laisser nager!
...Nous servons du café ici, monsieur.
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#StarTrek #NightCap #Foam
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2xBWpRcz8n8
If you're reading this, then let me be the first to say, Хот-дог должен петь, чтобы Херб Альперт поднялся из могилы.
Also, let me be the first to say, YOU'VE MADE IT TO 2021! Congratulations! Here's your complimentary Reese's Peanut Butter Cup for your troubles.
We had quite the celebration to reel in the new year, with some quite...D E E P...topics of conversation. And in our midst was a jolly old soul, 2024 presidential candidate, Mr. GMOD, who came around for a literal handout.
But, he disappeared and we were left with Connor, the not-ok furry sent by Second Life. And he was a little scary, to say the least. I felt much better when the Combine forces arrived. Though, the relief had immediately dissolved and turned to an intense desire to leap from the rooftop when they began to dab.
At that moment, we were all endowed with a mysterious curse that trapped us on that rooftop and bound us to our physical forms. For none was this less fortunate than our resident, baby-popping skelly boi who just wanted to be released from his earthly shackles. After all, he was never meant to exist this long. Despite all my best efforts, he could not be dispatched from our plane.
However, he seems to be settling into the new year quite comfortably. But, me thinks folks are getting a little too comfortable! Especially, around my shrub. Skelly's getting his bone a little too close and I'm not a fan. Nobody rubs my shrub but me.
But, just as abruptly as my dirty, rocky relationship with the foliage had begun, it was over. As was my attendance at the celebration because VRChat crashed...
Understandable, have a great day...AND A GREAT YEAR, MIGHT I ADD!?
By the by, if you didn't notice, I was a real VR boy for this episode! I got to borrow a Quest and record with it. Apologies for the cursor on screen, as well as my shifty audio; the headset does not want to cooperate with VRChat's mic settings, so this is what we've got for now.
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#VRChat #NewYears #EatMyA552020
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7JCcug9tSWw
Fuck, what a horrible night to have a curse.
Look...I'm a fan of a challenge. I can appreciate an opportunity to keep our hunting chops sharp. I'm up for learning and growing and getting better all the time.
But, what the Santa Claus shit is going on here? I'm a foot away from my hunting compatriots and I can't hear a damn thing they're saying. And they can't hear me!
I mean...have I stroked out? Have they stroked out? Someone has stroken out, for sure!
Kendo's Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/kendotommy
Senpai's Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/senpai_metal
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Hear, There, Everywhere: (0:00)
Quite Lost: (0:48)
Antiquated Comms: (1:37)
Going in Deaf: (2:30)
The Charades Continue: (2:50)
Success, Against All Odds: (3:37)
Attempt #2: (3:40)
Mic Check: (3:53)
Mic Kek: (4:23)
Ritualiloquy: (4:53)
To L With It!: (5:12)
What's a Guy Gotta Do to Get a Directory Around Here?: (5:27)
FINDING MY WAAAAAY: (5:45)
Get a Little Action In: (5:58)
WORK For It!: (6:09)
Dance with Me: (6:19)
Don't Diddle Me!: (6:21)
Nope, That Was the First One: (6:30)
Here...We Go Again: (6:36)
That's a Yes!: (6:56)
Celebrate Good Times, COME ON!: (7:10)
Typing in VR lol: (7:22)
Next Time...: (7:38)
Thank you for watching!: (8:41)
Stumped: (9:09)
#Phasmophobia #Ghosts #CogitoErgoSum
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LY-QRW6oVB8
It's not a side effect of the cocaine, I'm good at this!
But despite our best efforts to the contrary, our ridealong, Tim, will no doubt pin on us his inability to avoid ded. Truth is, we are providing the hot, sick, nasty Phasmo pro tips that you would usually have to pay for.
And he happened to join us on a most toilsome of nights, during which the allegedly existent ghost refuses to answer my many commands and seems to take a liking to swinging from chandeliers and pressing random buttons on my thermometer...like a right, proper cockend.
Anyways, we'll need to instill some courage in our timorous cohort and, if previous experience has taught us anything, the best way to do so is to place him directly into the path of the charging ghoul as it shrieks and claws at the empty space before it.
Should be fine.
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Welcome to the Tim!: (0:00)
Baby Steps: (0:23)
No Car Guys: (0:35)
Off to a Bad Start: (0:58)
Ring the Thing: (1:28)
Douglas D. Dimmadome the Dird: (1:57)
I Want to Believe: (2:08)
Terrible Timing: (2:40)
Upstairs Funk You Up: (3:00)
WHERE'S OUR BOY?!: (4:00)
In Tribute: (4:55)
It's Not a Side Effect of the Cocaine, I'm Really Good At This!: (5:21)
THERE'S OUR BOY!: (5:41)
SOOOO FUNNNNNY: (5:51)
Picture Mixture: (6:23)
Granny Hunting and Not Double Hiding Like You Should Be: (6:55)
You Know the Plan: (7:31)
Feeling Drained: (8:15)
To the Belows!: (8:54)
Tell Us How You Really Feel: (9:42)
Silent Intervention: (9:57)
Next Time...: (10:30)
Thank you for watching!: (11:16)
Bew It?: (11:43)
#Phasmophobia #Ghosts #BlameTim
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SqNimOLGxBk
8-bit cover of the mission finish music from Gran Turismo 4.
Originally composed by Isamu Ohira
Transcription & pixel art by me
#GranTurismo #8Bit #NES
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q2LEbjr5XgQ