/sp/ Mod is always trashing, the good sports-related threads. Obese, universally hated, the board wishes he were dead. Hotpockets and asthma puffers, he just cannot handle the #BANTZ. Cuz when this dude gets BTFO, he cries and then shits his pants. Mod on /sp/, Mod on /sp/. He is autistic, hardly linguistic, does it for free! Down in his basement on his chair, while his mom combs his greasy hair, he is a fat blob, thinks it’s his real job, Mod on /sp/! Go to /asp/ for wrestling, but the mod thinks that it’s a real sport. "Mom, go get me more hotpockets, I don’t want you in my fort!" But mod in the basement’s lucky, he’s in for a worthless fate. One day just he’s gonna give out, when he takes the obvious bait. Mod on /sp/, Mod on /sp/. Combing his neckbeard, taking his job here seriously. Deleting threads all night and day, preventing breaks in anime. So antisocial, and hardly vocal, Mod on /sp/! Mod on /sp/! Basically no pay, does it anyway, pathetically! He’ll have no girlfriend or a wife, he’ll do it for his whole damn life. Has had no shower, does it for power, Mod on /sp/! Invades /epl/, also /afl/, deletes /nrl/, /sp/ now is hell. With this fatass Mod, he thinks he is strong, but in truth, this Mod blows! Deletes all the jokes, and when his team chokes, he makes sure the blokes have no fun and hopes. Then no fun allowed means no fun allowed, this fat fuck needs to go! [You think you’re gonna get away with making power rankings, on my board?] [Think again nerd!] [DELETED] [I need more hotpockets] Mod on /sp/! Mod on /sp/! He’s a dumb wigger, reading his manga, browsing loli! What does he have? A worthless life, He’s putting the whole board into strife. Tips his fedora, while on explorer, Mod on /sp/! Fanning this anger, with his fat finger, Mod on /sp/! Each little /sp/artan, oh they’ll be laughing, and there’s no real doubt, he’s getting blown out, so sing along now, join in this song now, Mod on /sp/!