Join me as we quest into the world of Blade & sorcery! We use our memes, swords, and large sticks to destroy our enemies. No chickens were harmed in the making of this video. Socials: Tiktok: @flaredfist Twitter: @HaydenS15 Twitch: Twitch.tv/Flaredfist Transcript: I-, uh…seemed to have broken the game. And my neck. Welcome ladies and geometry to Blade & Sorcery! One of *the* games ever made! A game where you can master the blade, wield magical powers, kill, kill, kill with magic, kill with harry potter wand, achieve the miracle of flight, kill with taxes, crash your computer, boot up Blade & sorcery again and *kill* You should be sensing a pattern now. We spawn in. EvEnTuAlLy. Hello sir, your prime subscription has expired would you like to renew. Shhhhhh, it’s free real estate. After acquiring a better blade, we use our Genevan gravity magic to take this man onto the euthanasia coaster. Which is a real thing, look it up. Better call this a 2006 film directed by Zach Snyder. Because this is 300…wait f*ck. As you can see, this woman was very angered by my comments. So, I force her to do the whip and nae nae before throwing her body into the pit of doom. *This is the best game ever made* Next we steal this person’s swords before making like Venezuelan inflation and raising this man’s soul to heaven. Avadaka *f-ck* you….use the force, Harry. Ah, sh-t, look at all these people! T-pose gun, activate! I am the greatest swordsman that has ever lived. Next we glide down into the- …what just happened? Stealth attack! You must now pray for your sins to be forgiven. You are cleansed my son. *gun* Die, peasant! *lumos onto ass caught in 4k* Ah, I see! The backrooms have struck again. Thanks Bethesda! Just use the Kamehameha wave! It’s the best move in the game! YOU KNOW IT’S NOT THAT LOUD IF YOU THINK ABOUT IT! …probably should have drunk some more milk Oh, I’m sorry, was that not enough for you? Then how about the shatterblade. a sword composed of at least…4 parts. Use it to cut, maim, maybe even do a little trolling. Turn it into a shield, a frisbee or a f-cking GUN. Need more slicing? Light sabers are- are kinda cool. Crave the dopamine rush that can only be quelled by returning to monki? Get a big stick and beat people with it until they beg for Venezuelan inflation YES WE’RE STILL MAKING THAT JOKE. Using these newfound tools, we will crash the economy. You can try and stop me *Kevin* but I don’t see you brandishing a f--king lightsaber any time soon. I don’t care who the IRS sends, I am not paying taxes. Let’s give this another shot, shall we? You know what they say, measure twice, cut once. Huh, well this is new. ANIME NECK CHOP Now…to put you in a jar Your feeble attempts at not getting kicked in the chest is very funny, tiny person. This probably classifies as bullying. What the-…what the f--k? Can I touch it…ah sh--! I’m so confused how does this happen. Yeah, I’m good without that in my life. Ah yes of course! My favorite show! Attack on Titan! Good ‘ol roof block into accidental hand stab Come back here you coward! Hahaha, the job is done- It’s still here Just gotta jump at the perfect time aaaand.. That’s it, I have to injure their pride. Hey there wittle guy! Oh, you almost got me there awwww you’re so cute Master skywalker there’s too many of them. What are we going to do? High five, kiddo! *nyeh* Ha! You fool. I’m a Jedi, I can block the arr- never speak of this moment again. Classic Jedi sword wiggling technique here Ow…OW YOU GODD*MN ANKLEBITER Oh SHIT! Bibically accurate Kevin Hart!!! Get back fiend! Why is the sword so small- *cring* ... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nDMuW8oKRAw

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