TITLE: 0400 Talk of the Leafblowership... #1 is back self-patting and leaf blowers
DATE: 9/2/2022
FILE: 20220902_104458.mp4
0:40 0399 Meet New Left Bozo, Same As Old Left Bozo (50-Min Leaf Blowing)
1:00 "The Woodlands Township received its highest rankings" email: https://web.archive.org/web/20220902174231/https://www.thewoodlandstownship-tx.gov/CivicSend/ViewMessage/Message/180415
3:50 Patriot Day Day, black rapper??
4:40 Government program: no one uses a leaf blower around me, how about that?
6:05 Read more link: https://web.archive.org/web/20220901202203/https://www.thewoodlandstownship-tx.gov/CivicAlerts.aspx?AID=3751
10:30 Right turn bypass from Grogan's Mill to Woodlands Parkway (before the overpass): https://goo.gl/maps/vsCBxRbG9M2es5zp7
16:20 Full PDF for The Woodland's August 2022 Resident Survey: https://web.archive.org/web/20220904164724/https://www.thewoodlandstownship-tx.gov/ArchiveCenter/ViewFile/Item/12529
17:00 7600 mailed, 1441 returned (19%). Deaf boomers filled out the survey with a fountain pen
21:45 Effective covenants! Except for fireworks etc.
24:20 45% of households have at least one FULLY remote worker at home... so why aren't people more upset about the noise?
27:50 Renters are this few? I don't buy it.
29:30 INCOME. Rakes are expensive, say the 83% of the population who make six-figures!
33:30 gardeners or earth rapists?
34:50 out on the deck, I deserve it
36:35 bird nest?
38:15 Left bozo pays about $2400/m for rent.. an extra $20 would bankrupt him :'-(
41:30 What do you LOVE about living in the Woodlands/Leafblowerlands
42:10 Bottom of the list... sense of community.
49:35 How many work from home?
50:30 The Geography of Nowhere: The Rise and Decline of America's Man-Made Landscape by James Howard Kunstle: https://www.amazon.com/Geography-Nowhere-Americas-Man-Made-Landscape/dp/0671888250
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originally recorded 3/21/2022
[0316 A Case of the Monday Leaf Blowers]
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0:00 https://web.archive.org/web/20220315204011/https://www.chron.com/news/houston-texas/article/The-Woodland-best-place-to-live-Houston-suburbs-17004351.php
0:50 https://lonestartrail.org/
4:30 Leaf blowers steal my own yard and sanity
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0dGgiYRIm28
TITLE: 0426 Living Room Blinds: Installed (aLL bY mYseLf) + Hard Kombucha attempt
DATE: 11/21/2022
FILE: 20221121.mp4
0:00 Putting the blinds myself, unlike two years ago
2:20 Ruler time
4:30 Blind assault
6:25 No wood?
9:00 Metal protector thing
11:10 Metal scrap TEASER
12:05 There's definitely wood
14:00 Cunt hair and an eighth of a fuck, new measurement system dropped
15:35 Metal scrap
16:25 Dusting
18:00 One snap? Right bracket off?
20:20 Handle clip for the bottom
21:20 Gap on the left?
23:00 Loosening
23:50 One snap... two snap. TOP BLINDS COMPLETE
26:00 SNAP SNAP... BOTTOM COMPLETE
27:10 Janky angles for the window sill wall
29:00 Master bedroom window sill misalignment
30:40 Nail sticking out?
31:20 Snap for old blinds
33:30 Neighbor outdoor spot lights
36:10 Hard kombucha, first attempt
38:55 Dehydration and liver jerky: https://www.instagram.com/andkon/
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Originally recorded 12/14/2020
[0193 School Inversion: "Cheating" as Cooperation]
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0:00 Group projects are meant to be cooperative though only one person does most of the work (the smart kid). Cheating for individual projects (e.g. tests) is derided as bad but it shows genuine cooperation and mirrors symbiotic information exchange seen in the real world (talking to colleagues, looking up how-tos on YouTube, etc).
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originally recorded 6/1/2022
[0354 Left Bozo MOVES. Right Bozo Gets New Nickname. Right Bozo Outdoes Himself!]
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0:00 Right Bozo saw three leaves, had to blow them away
1:00 What I mowed recently, 30 minutes every six months, minimalist landscaping
3:00 Croton NOT dead
4:00 LIBERATION DAY: Left Bozo moves, outdoor TV gone
5:50 Trans moving
7:25 "lawn" is green, minimal effort, nothing wrong with it
8:50 Right Bozo loves loud busywork, OCD
11:15 Viney stuff not good
12:20 Second blowing... over same area
12:50 upcoming House Porn video
15:20 Daddy Carroll nickname
16:00 Third blowing... of driveway, ironically makes it dirties for himself
17:15 "Scrub Harder Little Dutch Boy" scene from My Own Private Idaho: https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0102494/
20:00 BONUS BOZO CONTENT
22:55 Right Bozo is doing the the driveway of the trans flag people who just moved, unfuckingbelievable, I'm not the crazy one. Yes, he is OCD like the weirdo in My Own Private Idaho.
24:50 ... There was another minute of blowing AFTER this (ten mins later) but decided not to upload
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YNBkttf8ZU0
TITLE: 0479 Tony is a Bad Negotiator. Don't Be Like Tony. (Bad language warning.)
DATE: 4/13/2023
FILE: az_recorder_20230413_153135.mp4
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Originally recorded 11/19/2020
[0169 No Video Video]
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0:00 Yum, filling dinner.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TK5gXphpxK0